Desi quote: "Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se...

Desi quote:
"Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se phle rubber ghis
jaye,aur rubber ko itna b na ghiso k zindagi ka panna hi fat jaye.

Gdmrng

Funny quote : if at first try you do not succeed....

if at first try you do not succeed....destroy all your evidence that
you have tried.

Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D

Shanti:I how was your exam?

Shanti:I how was your exam?
Banti:it was easy.
Shanti:I so you gonna clear it this time?
Banti:- it was easy but I had trouble answering them :D

Funny quote: if everything coming your way.....

if everything coming your way.....then you are in a wrong lane :D

A real cutie 1:Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

A real cutie 1:

Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

Boy: Well, because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams..!;)

'Height of Tension'-Obama updatd his status on facebook "Osama is dead, justice has been done.."

'Height of Tension'-
.
Obama updatd his status on facebook
"Osama is dead, justice has been done.."
.
He got a notification-
"Osama Bin Laden likes ur status.."

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..

Zindagi mein boyfrnd/girlfrnd bnana bhi bahut zaruri hai..
puchhiye kyu?
kyunki zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hie sab kuch nahi hoti...
'KALESH' bhi zaruri hai...

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya

Sardar U.S.A k hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhool gaya.
Waiter : what do u like to have sir?
Sardar : 1 plate ande k papa please.!

Quote from Guru Granth Sahib. "Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai

Quote frm Guru Granth Sahib.
"Teri kismat da likha tere to koi kho nai sakda..
Je uus di meher hove te tenu o v mil jae jo tera ho nai sakda"

Chain sms: Pas 2 al ur contacts.

Pas 2 al ur contacts.
5 days before a boy died in chennai.Bcoz of atending a cal while his
cel was at charge.dat time he had suddden vibration 2 his heart &
fingers were burnt.
so pls dont attnd cals while charging ur cel. Pls pas 2 al whom u
care. I care 4u.
1 USEFUL MSG IS BETER than MANY 4WARDED Msg.