Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks, "Whats happening ?"

&

Orkut ???

, "Where the hell did everybody go ?"
:p:DB-)

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match..

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match stick can burn one lac
trees.single negative thought cn kill hundred dreams,so be positive
always.gud nite

Gud thot: There was A Time, when v Usd 2 Tell Friends...

Gud thot:
Ther was A Time, vn v Usd 2 Tell Friends
"Let's Meet & Plan Something"

Nw we say
"Let's Plan & Meet Someday"

Friends r Same, Time Has Changd. :(

2 sardar jungle me: Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher....

2 sardar jungle me:
Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher ki ankh me daalke bhagte
hue chillaaya"Abe bhag!"
2nd: Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to tune dali hai.

Desi quote: "Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se...

Desi quote:
"Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se phle rubber ghis
jaye,aur rubber ko itna b na ghiso k zindagi ka panna hi fat jaye.

Gdmrng

Funny quote : if at first try you do not succeed....

if at first try you do not succeed....destroy all your evidence that
you have tried.

Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D

Shanti:I how was your exam?

Shanti:I how was your exam?
Banti:it was easy.
Shanti:I so you gonna clear it this time?
Banti:- it was easy but I had trouble answering them :D

Funny quote: if everything coming your way.....

if everything coming your way.....then you are in a wrong lane :D

A real cutie 1:Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

A real cutie 1:

Girl:Why do you always follow me..?

Boy: Well, because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams..!;)

'Height of Tension'-Obama updatd his status on facebook "Osama is dead, justice has been done.."

'Height of Tension'-
.
Obama updatd his status on facebook
"Osama is dead, justice has been done.."
.
He got a notification-
"Osama Bin Laden likes ur status.."