If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:
Jurrasic Park: Dinasaur da raula.
Spiderman: Jaale jatt de.
Superman: Udd-da jatt.
Terminator: Lohe da jatt, kadd dau watt.
Charlie's Angels: Jattiyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby's day out: Jatt da kaka, paave syaapa.

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya
or
sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya '10 Lakh kal subha pul k niche pohnchado

or
bache ko ghr waps bhejdiya

2sre din wo pul k neche gaya to use paise mil gaye

or
sath sticker pe likha tha:

Maa Qasam paise ka gam nai

Gam is baat ka hai k

SARDR ne SARDR ko luta:D

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks, "Whats happening ?"

&

Orkut ???

, "Where the hell did everybody go ?"
:p:DB-)

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match..

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match stick can burn one lac
trees.single negative thought cn kill hundred dreams,so be positive
always.gud nite

Gud thot: There was A Time, when v Usd 2 Tell Friends...

Gud thot:
Ther was A Time, vn v Usd 2 Tell Friends
"Let's Meet & Plan Something"

Nw we say
"Let's Plan & Meet Someday"

Friends r Same, Time Has Changd. :(

2 sardar jungle me: Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher....

2 sardar jungle me:
Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher ki ankh me daalke bhagte
hue chillaaya"Abe bhag!"
2nd: Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to tune dali hai.

Desi quote: "Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se...

Desi quote:
"Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se phle rubber ghis
jaye,aur rubber ko itna b na ghiso k zindagi ka panna hi fat jaye.

Gdmrng

Funny quote : if at first try you do not succeed....

if at first try you do not succeed....destroy all your evidence that
you have tried.

Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D

Shanti:I how was your exam?

Shanti:I how was your exam?
Banti:it was easy.
Shanti:I so you gonna clear it this time?
Banti:- it was easy but I had trouble answering them :D

Funny quote: if everything coming your way.....

if everything coming your way.....then you are in a wrong lane :D