Humor on inflation:Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy- ur gift!

Girl-how sweet isme kya h?

Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke PAkode.

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:
Jurrasic Park: Dinasaur da raula.
Spiderman: Jaale jatt de.
Superman: Udd-da jatt.
Terminator: Lohe da jatt, kadd dau watt.
Charlie's Angels: Jattiyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby's day out: Jatt da kaka, paave syaapa.

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya
or
sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya '10 Lakh kal subha pul k niche pohnchado

or
bache ko ghr waps bhejdiya

2sre din wo pul k neche gaya to use paise mil gaye

or
sath sticker pe likha tha:

Maa Qasam paise ka gam nai

Gam is baat ka hai k

SARDR ne SARDR ko luta:D

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Facebook asks, "What's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks, "Whats happening ?"

&

Orkut ???

, "Where the hell did everybody go ?"
:p:DB-)

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match..

One tree makes 1 lac match stick,But 1 match stick can burn one lac
trees.single negative thought cn kill hundred dreams,so be positive
always.gud nite

Gud thot: There was A Time, when v Usd 2 Tell Friends...

Gud thot:
Ther was A Time, vn v Usd 2 Tell Friends
"Let's Meet & Plan Something"

Nw we say
"Let's Plan & Meet Someday"

Friends r Same, Time Has Changd. :(

2 sardar jungle me: Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher....

2 sardar jungle me:
Samne se sher aa gaya.1 ne mitti uthayi sher ki ankh me daalke bhagte
hue chillaaya"Abe bhag!"
2nd: Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to tune dali hai.

Desi quote: "Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se...

Desi quote:
"Zindagi me itni galtiyan b n kro k pencil se phle rubber ghis
jaye,aur rubber ko itna b na ghiso k zindagi ka panna hi fat jaye.

Gdmrng

Funny quote : if at first try you do not succeed....

if at first try you do not succeed....destroy all your evidence that
you have tried.

Gf bf sms: Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?

Bf:- hey, can you know when am I lying to you?
Gf:- yes, when your lips move :D