Awesome quote: Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple,

Quote : Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple, Laughing too
is Simple, Winning is also Simple, But, being "Simple" is not very
"Simple" ...

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

Bryan Dyson-Former CEO coca cola 30 sec speech

santa banta sms :- English paper result

Santa:- yaar bata english exams ka result agaya hai...
Banta:- ok mere result kesa raha ?
Santa:- yaar tu fail; hogaya
banta:- no yaar it is ampissible :D

Funny quote : If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den every button will b wrong.

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! ! ...KALLU TAILOR !

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=
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Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham
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sham se subah tak pyar karuga..!:-*

Ladki- jaanu to fir me Tatti kab jaungi.

Chor pe more:

Chor Aya
Tijori pe likha tha-
Todne ki jarurt ni
Button dabao khul jyegi
Button dabate hi police agyi
Chor-Aj mera insaniyt par se vishwas uth gya!!:-P:-D

Humor on inflation:Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy- ur gift!

Girl-how sweet isme kya h?

Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke PAkode.

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJAB d names wil b:
Jurrasic Park: Dinasaur da raula.
Spiderman: Jaale jatt de.
Superman: Udd-da jatt.
Terminator: Lohe da jatt, kadd dau watt.
Charlie's Angels: Jattiyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby's day out: Jatt da kaka, paave syaapa.

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya

Sardarji ne 1 Bacha agwa kiya
or
sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya '10 Lakh kal subha pul k niche pohnchado

or
bache ko ghr waps bhejdiya

2sre din wo pul k neche gaya to use paise mil gaye

or
sath sticker pe likha tha:

Maa Qasam paise ka gam nai

Gam is baat ka hai k

SARDR ne SARDR ko luta:D