boy(romantically): i wanna tel u sum thing

boy(romantically):
i wanna tel u sum thing

gal:
its not gud 2 talk while eating

(after eating)

gal:now tel me?

boy:
der was a cockroach in ur food
now teach me table manners heroine.. :D

There are 3 Kinds of Men: ASIAN

There r 3 Kinds of Men:
ASIAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most.
AMERICAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most.
ARAB
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most!!:-D

Awesome quote: Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple,

Quote : Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple, Laughing too
is Simple, Winning is also Simple, But, being "Simple" is not very
"Simple" ...

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

Bryan Dyson-Former CEO coca cola 30 sec speech

santa banta sms :- English paper result

Santa:- yaar bata english exams ka result agaya hai...
Banta:- ok mere result kesa raha ?
Santa:- yaar tu fail; hogaya
banta:- no yaar it is ampissible :D

Funny quote : If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den every button will b wrong.

Great quote said by
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! ! ...KALLU TAILOR !

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=
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Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham
aur
sham se subah tak pyar karuga..!:-*

Ladki- jaanu to fir me Tatti kab jaungi.

Chor pe more:

Chor Aya
Tijori pe likha tha-
Todne ki jarurt ni
Button dabao khul jyegi
Button dabate hi police agyi
Chor-Aj mera insaniyt par se vishwas uth gya!!:-P:-D

Humor on inflation:Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena

Boy-OK.

On the Bday

boy- ur gift!

Girl-how sweet isme kya h?

Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke PAkode.

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?

Why in every love story sisters support their brothers but brother doesn't....?
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Coz...sisters know wat love is!
And
brothers know wat boys are!!