Nice quote:"BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Quote "BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Read again.. It has a very beautiful meaning in it..
gmrg take care

In a class, Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

In a class,
Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

After 5 minuts
A child stood up & asked-
Mam mast chhamiya ko english me kya kahte hai ?;:-)

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking...

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking Drinkng litle Peg.. How i
Wondr wht a BAR..Quarter rates r up so HIGH..Drink a smal with chickn
fry. . . ;)

boy(romantically): i wanna tel u sum thing

boy(romantically):
i wanna tel u sum thing

gal:
its not gud 2 talk while eating

(after eating)

gal:now tel me?

boy:
der was a cockroach in ur food
now teach me table manners heroine.. :D

There are 3 Kinds of Men: ASIAN

There r 3 Kinds of Men:
ASIAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most.
AMERICAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most.
ARAB
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most!!:-D

Awesome quote: Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple,

Quote : Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple, Laughing too
is Simple, Winning is also Simple, But, being "Simple" is not very
"Simple" ...

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
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and DIE WITH U..

Bryan Dyson-Former CEO coca cola 30 sec speech

santa banta sms :- English paper result

Santa:- yaar bata english exams ka result agaya hai...
Banta:- ok mere result kesa raha ?
Santa:- yaar tu fail; hogaya
banta:- no yaar it is ampissible :D

Funny quote : If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den

If the first button in a shirt is put wrong,den every button will b wrong.

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Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham

Iss saal ka sabse jalil SMS=
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Ladka-Jaanu me tumhe subah se sham
aur
sham se subah tak pyar karuga..!:-*

Ladki- jaanu to fir me Tatti kab jaungi.