Funny love calculator:Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Funny love calculator:
Calculate ur LOVE percentage..

Type LOVE<ur name><ur lovers name>
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Ur father's mobile.
He wll tell ur future!try it.
Its very interesting.;)

We think there iz enough time to live but we....

We think there iz enough time to live but we never know which moments
iz the last.
so share ,care,love and celebrate every moments of life...!!!

Funny quote on New Economic Analysis:

Funny quote on New Economic Analysis:

Its Better To Have A Long Distance
Relationship Because STD Rates Are Much Lower Than Fuel Rates. . .

Nice quote:"BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Quote "BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU.."

Read again.. It has a very beautiful meaning in it..
gmrg take care

In a class, Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

In a class,
Mam- Bachho U have 2 write an essay on 'MY TEACHER'

After 5 minuts
A child stood up & asked-
Mam mast chhamiya ko english me kya kahte hai ?;:-)

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking...

Next genaration sharabi Poem.. Drinking Drinkng litle Peg.. How i
Wondr wht a BAR..Quarter rates r up so HIGH..Drink a smal with chickn
fry. . . ;)

boy(romantically): i wanna tel u sum thing

boy(romantically):
i wanna tel u sum thing

gal:
its not gud 2 talk while eating

(after eating)

gal:now tel me?

boy:
der was a cockroach in ur food
now teach me table manners heroine.. :D

There are 3 Kinds of Men: ASIAN

There r 3 Kinds of Men:
ASIAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most.
AMERICAN
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most.
ARAB
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most!!:-D

Awesome quote: Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple,

Quote : Living is very Simple, Loving is also Simple, Laughing too
is Simple, Winning is also Simple, But, being "Simple" is not very
"Simple" ...

Lovely answer Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?

Lovely answer
Girl frnd:-if ur mom nd i fall in a river whom would u save?
Boyfrnd:-i would jump in to river to save my mom
.
.
.
and DIE WITH U..

Bryan Dyson-Former CEO coca cola 30 sec speech