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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Gay sms:- SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai

SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai
PAPA: To tumne use mara kyu nhi ??

SON:I can't papa

HE IS SO HOT...:-P

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti hai k kya batau.

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h
k kya batau

Banta:Kaise

Santa:Kal mene Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola
"main Kon?
To boli
"DUDHWALA"

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.
Thakur: To Me Kya Karu.
Ramlal: Nahi Bahurani Puchh Rahi He Aap Badla Loge Ya Me Paise Le Lu.

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai?

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai
....

Socho
....

socho

nai pata
.
.
.
.
.
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
.
.
Abe Ye To Meri Wali hai

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Once in 823 Years:THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT

Calendar for July 2011

July

Money bags

This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money.

Kinda interesting - read on!!!

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates.

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...

Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add
the age you will be this year,

The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of
the Money!!!

The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will
appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.

Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.......

Its a mystery, but it's worth a try. good luck. "I GET BY GIVING"

Monday, June 6, 2011

Avoidence is the best punishment you can give to your loved ones....

Avoidence is the best punishment you can give to your loved ones..
&
it is the most painful experience u can receive from your loved ones.;-). . . .

Fquote rom NAARAD : D If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,...

SUGGESTION 4m NAARAD :

If ur lover sends u romantic msgs den be vry happy,
Bt
think who is sending dose msgs to ur lover?

My job is ovr!

Narayan Narayan...

"It s nt dat People Stp Smiling wen dey Grow Old....

"It s nt dat People Stp Smiling wen dey Grow Old.
Pple Look Old wen dey Stp Smiling.
Share a Smile n b Yong alwys"...
GM

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Love quote: Very hurting n meaningful quote ever- "I compromised everything for my

Love quote: Very hurting n meaningful lines ever-
"I compromised everything for my
Love,

But

At d end my love compromised me for everything.."

People say 'Never expect anything in return from any1'....

People say
'Never expect anything in return from any1'.
But the truth is,
when v really love someone, we naturally expect a little care from
them..........

A smile to start a day,

A prayer to bless your way,

A song to lighten a moment,

A cheer to say have a wonderful day!

''Good Morning''