Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya.

Banta-Phir kya hua?

Santa- bewkoof kal raat se apni behan ko romantic msgs bhej ra hai.

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai...

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai
De Rahe Hai...
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Pati: Woh Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai, RECEIVE Karne Nahi! ;)

Humour on patrol hike: Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le

Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le ke petrol pump gya,
salesman-kitne ka daalu. Santa-10 Rs. ka bike ke upar chhidak de, aag
lagani hai.

Perfect example of generation gap:

Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir Khan- " Papa kehte hai bada naam karega "

Imran Khan- " Daddy mujhse bola , tu galti hai meri.. :D :p:)

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,
Jb Wo Ruthi thi to Mnaya kisne tha,,

Wo-kehti h vo Bahut Achhi hai,,

Shayd Wo Bhul Gyi k Use ye Btaya kisne tha..

Anna,congress,Ramdev : The politics within

Myth of Manmohan Singh being Honest, busted by Former IT Commissioner (Adl)

A true frndship quote:If i came to know tht i wil die soon., i wud hide it frm u all till i die....

A true frndship quote:
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If i cm to knw tht i wil die soon., i wud hide it frm u all till i die....
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Coz.,
kamino., tum uski bhi party maang loge..!! ;->

Gay sms:- SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai

SON:class me ek Ladka muje GAY bol kar chidhata hai
PAPA: To tumne use mara kyu nhi ??

SON:I can't papa

HE IS SO HOT...:-P

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti hai k kya batau.

Santa: Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h
k kya batau

Banta:Kaise

Santa:Kal mene Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola
"main Kon?
To boli
"DUDHWALA"

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.

Ramlal : Thakur, Gabbar Chhoti Bahu Ki Izzat Lut Raha He.
Thakur: To Me Kya Karu.
Ramlal: Nahi Bahurani Puchh Rahi He Aap Badla Loge Ya Me Paise Le Lu.