Funny mendak:2 mendak baithe the

2 mendak baithe the

1 bola - tarrr

2ra bola - tarrr

1phir bola - tarrr

2ra phir bola - tarrr

1 bola - farrr

2ra bola - yar tu topic mat change karr..

Funny truth about facebook- No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic,

Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic, nor as good-looking
as their Facebook profile pic.

Everything is fair in "LOve n War"

Everything is fair in "LOve n War".

But I suggest ppl 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,

coz

"Bullets r cheaper
than dating a girl..."!! ;-):-P

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch....

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch aisa kar gujro . Ki
har baar jab bhi gujro . Har gali se awaz aye

chor . Chor . Chor .Chor.....!
chor

Quote on life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I

Quote in life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I dont know
how u came in my story. But I request God 2 keep u in my story till he
writes my last chapter!"
gud evng

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya.

Banta-Phir kya hua?

Santa- bewkoof kal raat se apni behan ko romantic msgs bhej ra hai.

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai...

AIRPORT Pe Patni: Dekho, Woh Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai
De Rahe Hai...
.
Pati: Woh Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai, RECEIVE Karne Nahi! ;)

Humour on patrol hike: Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le

Petrol ke rate badane ke baad.... Santa bike le ke petrol pump gya,
salesman-kitne ka daalu. Santa-10 Rs. ka bike ke upar chhidak de, aag
lagani hai.

Perfect example of generation gap:

Perfect example of generation gap:

Aamir Khan- " Papa kehte hai bada naam karega "

Imran Khan- " Daddy mujhse bola , tu galti hai meri.. :D :p:)

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,

Wo Bhul Gyi k Use Hsaya kisne tha,,
Jb Wo Ruthi thi to Mnaya kisne tha,,

Wo-kehti h vo Bahut Achhi hai,,

Shayd Wo Bhul Gyi k Use ye Btaya kisne tha..

Anna,congress,Ramdev : The politics within