Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?
Kid:12!

Teacher:How did u know?

Kid: learn from bollywood song from ready :)Baara mahine me bara
tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! :D

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika:-D

Go indians Go for ur motherland.Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan

Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan vaps lao.
Kya aap jante hain 400lakh crore agar vapas aayega to kya hoga?
1. Bharat financialy no.1 banega.
2.ek jile ko 60hajar crore aur ek gaon ko100crore.
3. 20 sal tak kisi bhi tarh ka tax nai dena padega.
4.petrol-25rs.disel-15rs.cng-15o rs. Dal-20rs. Milk-8rs.
5.light ka kabi bill nai dena hoga.
6.bhart ke border charon tarf se china wall se bhi zayda strong ban jayega.
7.pure desh mein 1500 oxford jaisi univercity khul jayengi.
8. 28,000km.ki rubber road(as in paris) taiyar ho jayegi.
9- 2,000 hospital (inc.all facility) all med. Free.
10.aur 95 crore logon pas apna ghar hoga. Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k
khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae....... Go indians Go for ur motherland.

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Intresting Jawab:
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Ni.. .

OBAMA's latest Nightmare...:D

OBAMA's latest Nightmare...:D
Osama Bin Laden's Body seen floating near the statue of Liberty
Singing ..Saat Samundar paar mein tere peeche peeche aa gaya..:D

What Is Success?

What Is Success?
In Simple Words ...
..When Your "SIGNATURE" Changes in To "AUTOGRAPH" That Is Success..!

Dad son sms: Son: dad what will you gift me if I clear my examinations?

Son: dad what will you gift me if I clear my examinations?
Dad:- I will gift you a bycycle if you clear the exam.
Son: and...if by any chnace I don't clear the exams?
Dad: then I will give you 10 bycycle.

Son:- what? But why?

Dad:- then I will open a bycycle seller shop for you. No need to wait
money in education:D

Funny mendak:2 mendak baithe the

2 mendak baithe the

1 bola - tarrr

2ra bola - tarrr

1phir bola - tarrr

2ra phir bola - tarrr

1 bola - farrr

2ra bola - yar tu topic mat change karr..

Funny truth about facebook- No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic,

Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving licence's pic, nor as good-looking
as their Facebook profile pic.

Everything is fair in "LOve n War"

Everything is fair in "LOve n War".

But I suggest ppl 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,

coz

"Bullets r cheaper
than dating a girl..."!! ;-):-P

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch....

Jis gali se tum gujro.Jis rah se tum gujro.Kuch aisa kar gujro . Ki
har baar jab bhi gujro . Har gali se awaz aye

chor . Chor . Chor .Chor.....!
chor

Quote on life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I

Quote in life: "Life is story written by God's own hands. I dont know
how u came in my story. But I request God 2 keep u in my story till he
writes my last chapter!"
gud evng