Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

Very touching lines on Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic

"For you, it may be just your Urine and Potty...
But for us,

it is our Daal and Rotti..!!

full on insult: Dhirubhai Calling From Swarg.

full on insult:
Dhirubhai Calling From Swarg.
"Beta Anil,Kaisa Chal Raha hai Apna Reliance?
ANIL: Papa,Kuch Sunai Nhi De rha.Ap Mere vodafon No.Pe Call karo.:D

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai.19000 Rs.

Hospital me vacancy nikli hai.19000 Rs. salary hai,Bas SHAKAL dikha ke
mariz behosh karna hai.Jaldi FORM bhardo..aapka selection To pakka
hai........

Ha,ha..ha........ Last Nite d Devils Came To My

Ha,ha..ha........ Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room. They Wanted To
Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We
Can't Disturb Our BOSS!'gud morng ;)

Best and true quote:

Best and true quote:
.
.
'you and your feelings are important to your friends till they are single !!! :(

Jony Jony Yes papa Drinking water

Jony Jony Yes papa
Drinking water
NO papa,
Drinking QUATER
Yes PAPA,
Mixing WATER
NO papa,
Neet piyoge
Yes papa,
Desi pee Lo
No papa,
English piyoge
HA HA HA...

Facebook addiction to youth,Reason xplained by a boy after Breakup:

Facebook addiction to youth,Reason xplained by a boy after Breakup:

Aagar wo jaan bhi maang leti to hans ke de deta..

Par Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password maang liya ..:-P

When someone msgs U, don't think k iska sms free hai to kar raha hai,

When someone msgs U,
don't think k iska sms free hai to kar raha hai,

but think that he gives 1 minute of his life for sending msg &
rembering U..:-) gn

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?

Teacher to KG Kid:How many months in a year?
Kid:12!

Teacher:How did u know?

Kid: learn from bollywood song from ready :)Baara mahine me bara
tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! :D

DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika:-D

Go indians Go for ur motherland.Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan

Baba ramdev, anna hazare says:kala dhan vaps lao.
Kya aap jante hain 400lakh crore agar vapas aayega to kya hoga?
1. Bharat financialy no.1 banega.
2.ek jile ko 60hajar crore aur ek gaon ko100crore.
3. 20 sal tak kisi bhi tarh ka tax nai dena padega.
4.petrol-25rs.disel-15rs.cng-15o rs. Dal-20rs. Milk-8rs.
5.light ka kabi bill nai dena hoga.
6.bhart ke border charon tarf se china wall se bhi zayda strong ban jayega.
7.pure desh mein 1500 oxford jaisi univercity khul jayengi.
8. 28,000km.ki rubber road(as in paris) taiyar ho jayegi.
9- 2,000 hospital (inc.all facility) all med. Free.
10.aur 95 crore logon pas apna ghar hoga. Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna k
khud sarkar k pas pahunch jae....... Go indians Go for ur motherland.

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Krti.. .?

Intresting Jawab:
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Ni.. .