Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,
wat wil b d 1st thought dat would come in ur mind..?"
.
Smart wife: U r a gay
:-):-):-)

Humor on Lokpal Bill :- Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions.

Humor on Lokpal Bill :-Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there. After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Boy : "RAHIM"

Sonia: "What are your questions"?

Rahim: "I've 3 questions...

1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?

2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against corruption?

Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."

Just then the recess bell rang.

Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".

After the recess...

Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?

RAM raises his hand.

Sonia: "What's your name"?

Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...

1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?

2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?

3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?

4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?

5. Where is Rahim?

Wish U a Very Happy Married life.!

Wish U a Very Happy Married life.!

Aise kya ghoor rahe ho?

phone mera

paise mere

msg mera

to mrji b meri

jo chahe bheju

tum
shadi
k
bad
padh lena.

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...

Wife: Meri taraf face kar k so Jao muJhe darr lag raha haii...

Husband: Achcha mein bhale dar k mar Jaun.....::-D

Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!

Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!

AND
God has decided a perfect time to make you meet that person

Till then,
Enjoy your own "Setting";)

Mst swt line by a boy...

Mst swt line by a boy...

Every One ask me Why I Love Her?
I Stay Quiet Coz IF I tell dem d reason of My Love, they will Love Her
too & I dont wanna share

iTNi DuUR nIKal aAye hAI hUm uNkI cHAhaT mE.......

iTNi DuUR nIKal aAye hAI hUm uNkI cHAhaT mE.......
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.kE..........
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.aB tO RiCkSHe wAlA bHi hAaZar RuPae MAng rAhA HaI...:-P;-)

an important lesson of life: ther is no one busy in this world..

an important lesson of life:
ther is no one busy in this world..
it's always abt priorities!u
will always find time for d prsn u feel is important..!!:-):-)gm

An awesome logic ;)

An awesome logic ;)

wen gurlz hav balnce in der cells dat means dey hav boyfrns..:P
n wen boyz hav balnce in der cells dat means dey dun hav ny gurl frns ;D