Today's Joke to gf from bf :-

Today's Joke to gf from bf:-

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Trust me.!;-):-P

Universal truth we learnt:-

Universal truth we learnt:-
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"sun rises in the east"
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Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"
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Moral:-
"Education spoils our commonsense!"

Techar:who was AKBAR?

Techar:who was AKBAR?
Boy:Akbar was gay!!
Tchr:why?
Boy: v hav heard.
Laila-Majnu,
Heer-Ranjha,
Adam-Eve,
Soni-Mahival
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only

Akbar-Birbal...:-P

.*"*.*"*. '*.Pyari Si '*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si
'*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thandi Thandi
'*.Hawaao Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyar Bhari
'*.Duaaon Ke Saath
I wish u
Good-Morng

Confidence and love at its best:

Confidence and love at its best:

Girl-do u luv me?
Boy-Yes!
Girl-Prove it! Jump down frm d roof.

Boy walked up 2d edge n said wd a smile-

Push me If u can:-)

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it,

Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,

it will add taste 2 ur life,

but if u try 2 cut it,u will have tear in ur eyes..

"Truth" is a Debit card - Pay first and enjoy later.

"Truth" is a Debit card -
Pay first and enjoy later.

"Lie" is a Credit card -
enjoy first and pay later...
Gud morning....:-)

Dis wil surely touch every heart some day...!!! :-|

Dis wil surely touch every heart some day...!!! :-|
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"STETHOSCOPE" ;)) :D.. :p..

No claps plz!!!

Thnk u:)Thnk u:)!

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?

Sonu: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50
hajar. Sonu: agar plastic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kar
chipka bhi Lena..

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,

Oversmart husband: "If i kiss ur most loving frend,
wat wil b d 1st thought dat would come in ur mind..?"
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Smart wife: U r a gay
:-):-):-)