Teacher 2 Boy: 1 Taraf paisa Hai

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa H,
1 Taraf Dimag.
Dono me se Kya Loge?
Boy-paisa.
Techr-Galat Agr Me Hoti To Dimag Leti,
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Nhi H Vo Wahi Lega na.

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka bola-english chalegi ?

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka
bola-english chalegi na... ladki sharmate hue-soda sath me ho Desi bhi
chalegi......

A boy romantically to his gf: I can see d whole world in ur eyes.....A passerby listens n

A boy romantically to his gf: I can see d whole world in ur eyes.....A
passerby listens n says:......peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai
zara dekhna......

1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

1 baccha har din maths teacher ko call lagata hai.

teacher's wife: kitni bar kaha, wo mar gye h,bar-bar call kyu karte ho?

boy-sun ke acha lgta h isliye.

An interesting fact revealing the small truth:

An interesting fact revealing the small truth:
"A poor person begs outside the temple..,,
where as a rich person begs inside the temple:-)
Gud mrng.

Today's Joke to gf from bf :-

Today's Joke to gf from bf:-

A boy said
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Trust me.!;-):-P

Universal truth we learnt:-

Universal truth we learnt:-
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"sun rises in the east"
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Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"
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Moral:-
"Education spoils our commonsense!"

Techar:who was AKBAR?

Techar:who was AKBAR?
Boy:Akbar was gay!!
Tchr:why?
Boy: v hav heard.
Laila-Majnu,
Heer-Ranjha,
Adam-Eve,
Soni-Mahival
&
only

Akbar-Birbal...:-P

.*"*.*"*. '*.Pyari Si '*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si
'*.subha Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thandi Thandi
'*.Hawaao Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyar Bhari
'*.Duaaon Ke Saath
I wish u
Good-Morng

Confidence and love at its best:

Confidence and love at its best:

Girl-do u luv me?
Boy-Yes!
Girl-Prove it! Jump down frm d roof.

Boy walked up 2d edge n said wd a smile-

Push me If u can:-)

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it,

Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,

it will add taste 2 ur life,

but if u try 2 cut it,u will have tear in ur eyes..