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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Papu aur papa: Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papa: hmm... Yes I can atleast write me name.

Papu: Ok, I will close all light please write your name on my report card.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.
Son: papa, but our grandfather says you are a son of jack ass :D

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana
GIRL-Teri bhen Ko To Zaroor Btaungi,wo Kameeni Kehti Thi K Koi kutte
Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar krega.:-D

Diplomacy of girls.

They hate it when you ask their age.

But they will surely kill you if you forget their birthday:-D:-D

Humor on lok pal bill: Salwar Kameez wali Ladki ko line marte samay Sawdhan ?:-(

.
Baba Ramdev
bhi ho sakte hain....:-D:-D:-D:-P

Janhit mein jaari...

Friday, July 1, 2011

Which is the most confusing day in the world?

FATHER'S DAY!...!

80% don't know whom to wish.

And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them...=D;)

3 great philosophies:

3 great philosophies:
(1) Ability can never remain hidden.
(2) No injury is deeper than insult.
(3) The birth of tension is d death of talent.....:):)

Funny organization chart of all major Tech companies :)

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ladki patao sms: CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy

CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy
Boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Girl: ok,done
Boy:thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Girl: ya
Boy: that's my life without u

Teacher 2 Boy: 1 Taraf paisa Hai

Teacher 2 Boy:
1 Taraf paisa H,
1 Taraf Dimag.
Dono me se Kya Loge?
Boy-paisa.
Techr-Galat Agr Me Hoti To Dimag Leti,
Boy- Jiske Pas Jo Nhi H Vo Wahi Lega na.

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka bola-english chalegi ?

ladka ladki dekhne gya. thodi der chup rehne baithne ke baad ladka
bola-english chalegi na... ladki sharmate hue-soda sath me ho Desi bhi
chalegi......