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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,
haso itna k rona muskil ho jaye,
kisi chiz ko pana to kismat ki bat hai,
magar koshish itni karo k khuda dene pe razi ho jaye.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Don't make your voice loud to make others....

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you.. But,make
Your personality loud, that others wait to listen to you...
Gdmrng

Papu aur papa: Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papa: hmm... Yes I can atleast write me name.

Papu: Ok, I will close all light please write your name on my report card.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.

Papa: you again failed in the exam. You are a jack ass.
Son: papa, but our grandfather says you are a son of jack ass :D

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana

BOY-darling Hmare Pyar K Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Btana
GIRL-Teri bhen Ko To Zaroor Btaungi,wo Kameeni Kehti Thi K Koi kutte
Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo tujse pyar krega.:-D

Diplomacy of girls.

They hate it when you ask their age.

But they will surely kill you if you forget their birthday:-D:-D

Humor on lok pal bill: Salwar Kameez wali Ladki ko line marte samay Sawdhan ?:-(

.
Baba Ramdev
bhi ho sakte hain....:-D:-D:-D:-P

Janhit mein jaari...

Friday, July 1, 2011

Which is the most confusing day in the world?

FATHER'S DAY!...!

80% don't know whom to wish.

And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them...=D;)

3 great philosophies:

3 great philosophies:
(1) Ability can never remain hidden.
(2) No injury is deeper than insult.
(3) The birth of tension is d death of talent.....:):)

Funny organization chart of all major Tech companies :)

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ladki patao sms: CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy

CUTEST PROPOSAL by a boy
Boy: can u plz close ur eyes for a moment?
Girl: ok,done
Boy:thanx,what a darkness isn't it?
Girl: ya
Boy: that's my life without u