Humor on facebook

Humor on facebook
Earlier:
"Neki Kr, Dariya Me Daal.."
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Bt Nw:
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"Kuch b kr, Facebuk pr Daal..!!";-):-P:-D:-)B-)

New Style Of Break Up !!! :- A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Girlfriend..

New Style Of Break Up !!! :-
A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His
Girlfriend..
Girl Yelled, "Wat Was That For.." ?
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Boy Said: "It's Over

Ultimate beizzati:- Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

Ultimate beizzati:-

Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

1 bhikari aaya,

Sub se 1-1 Rs,liye

Or

Texy me baith k chala gya.

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D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..

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"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!

AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU.
gd nyt.

Pyaar DELHI STYLE : boy-i like you ..

DELHI STYLE :
boy-i like you ..
girl-aisa thappad dungi ki sidha karol bagh par giro gay...
boy-thoda dheere marna mujhe rajouri garden pe kuchh kaam he..;) :D

Save Girl Child: DIaRY OF A BABY

Save girl child: DIaRY OF A BABY
15Jun:- I get attached with my mom.

17Jun:- I m tissue now.

30Jun:- Mujhe MAA se khana mila.

15Jul:- Maa Papa se boli "wo papa banenge"
MOM,DAD r very HAPPY.

15Sep:- Mera DIL JOR-JOR se DHADAK raha hai.

14Oct:- I hv little hands, legs, head n stomach.

13Nov:- Today i was in a ultrascan.
Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov:- My mom n dad killed me ..
My only crime was tht i was a girl
WHY?:(
If u r human..
PASS IT 2 EVERY INBOX
Save Girl Child

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?

Sardar Ji :...Lo kar lao gal friendship hoi nae, farmaeshaan shuru.;:::)

Santa banta sms:Santa and banta: Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha 'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa and banta:
Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha
'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa cycle rok k, 'chal pichhey baith tenu jhootey deva':-)

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,

Jiyo itna k zindgi kam pad jaye,
haso itna k rona muskil ho jaye,
kisi chiz ko pana to kismat ki bat hai,
magar koshish itni karo k khuda dene pe razi ho jaye.

Don't make your voice loud to make others....

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you.. But,make
Your personality loud, that others wait to listen to you...
Gdmrng

Papu aur papa: Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papu: papa can you write in the dark without lights?

Papa: hmm... Yes I can atleast write me name.

Papu: Ok, I will close all light please write your name on my report card.