Reply sms BITTER TRUTH, If u Regularly msg ur frnds, U Won't Gt any

Reply sms: BITTER TRUTH,
If u Regularly msg ur frnds, U Won't Gt any Response. Bt if U msg thm
frm Unknown No. Evry1 vl Respond.

Ppl hv time 4 Unknown bt Nt 4 Known.gm

Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

Flirty sms: Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Bahan Nhi Hai Kya?

Boy-Hai EsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyun?

Boy-Meri Bahan Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye...

Naughty sms: Can v do romance in d evening today?

Naughty sms: Can v do romance in d evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
'MOSQUITO'..... :p

Humor on facebook

Humor on facebook
Earlier:
"Neki Kr, Dariya Me Daal.."
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Bt Nw:
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"Kuch b kr, Facebuk pr Daal..!!";-):-P:-D:-)B-)

New Style Of Break Up !!! :- A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Girlfriend..

New Style Of Break Up !!! :-
A Boyfriend Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His
Girlfriend..
Girl Yelled, "Wat Was That For.." ?
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Boy Said: "It's Over

Ultimate beizzati:- Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

Ultimate beizzati:-

Garmi me Bus Stop pe 25 Log bus K intizar me khade the,

1 bhikari aaya,

Sub se 1-1 Rs,liye

Or

Texy me baith k chala gya.

...

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

D most serious Qs. in a grl's mind.

Evry grl in d world thinks abt it every day..

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"MERE PASS TOH KAPDE HI NAHI HAI!

AAJ MAI KYA PEHNU.
gd nyt.

Pyaar DELHI STYLE : boy-i like you ..

DELHI STYLE :
boy-i like you ..
girl-aisa thappad dungi ki sidha karol bagh par giro gay...
boy-thoda dheere marna mujhe rajouri garden pe kuchh kaam he..;) :D

Save Girl Child: DIaRY OF A BABY

Save girl child: DIaRY OF A BABY
15Jun:- I get attached with my mom.

17Jun:- I m tissue now.

30Jun:- Mujhe MAA se khana mila.

15Jul:- Maa Papa se boli "wo papa banenge"
MOM,DAD r very HAPPY.

15Sep:- Mera DIL JOR-JOR se DHADAK raha hai.

14Oct:- I hv little hands, legs, head n stomach.

13Nov:- Today i was in a ultrascan.
Wow! I m a girl.

14Nov:- My mom n dad killed me ..
My only crime was tht i was a girl
WHY?:(
If u r human..
PASS IT 2 EVERY INBOX
Save Girl Child

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Sardar Ji : I really like u.

Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?

Sardar Ji :...Lo kar lao gal friendship hoi nae, farmaeshaan shuru.;:::)

Santa banta sms:Santa and banta: Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha 'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa and banta:
Santa cycle pe ja raha tha,ek baba ne kaha
'ALLAH k naam pe kuchh de de!'

Santa cycle rok k, 'chal pichhey baith tenu jhootey deva':-)