Latest sms:Ek aadmi ko Heart ki bimari thi.....

Ek aadmi ko
Heart ki bimari thi..
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Doctor ne namak na
khane ki salah di..
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Uski biwi hamesha
uska khayal rakhne lagi..
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Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawadhani rakhne laga..
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Samay pe
khana,
sona,
uthna,
doctor. ki batai exercise karna,
khane mein namak bilkul na lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa
kaise ho gaya..?
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Postmartam ki report
aayi to pataa chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein 'Namak' tha..

Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Talented Question:-
Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum
Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Best Answer-Mai Q Pehchanu?

Arz kiya hai: Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Arz kiya hai:
Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Ki har gali se awaz aaye Abba jaan abba jaan...

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Dukho Ki Panah Se Roye

*Ajib Silsila Hai Ishq aur Mohbbat Ka

*Koi Pyar K Liye Roye aur Koi Pyar Kar Ke Roye..!

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe?

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe? Smile n tears
Rarely they meet,
bt wen dey meet tat's d most gorgeous moment evr.
so enjy evry momnt of life. Gn

Pappu asking his Parrot: "Mitthu, Jalebi khyega?"

Pappu asking his Parrot: "Mitthu, Jalebi khyega?"
Parrot: "Apni Maa ko khila Saale.. Pehle Mirchi khila-khila k Piles
karwa diya, ab Sugar bhi krwyega kyA

Positive thinking poem: D

Positive thinking poem:
little bird in d sky,
dropping potty on ur eye,
u dont worry,
u dont cry,
u just thank GOD dat
buffallos dont fly.

Positive approach:A Single Logic To

Positive approach:
A Single Logic To
Stop Getting Hurt Is
By Believing That
"Nothing Is Mine."

Husband wife sms: Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Pehle Wo Meri GirlFrnd Thi
Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

fir Wo Mangetar Bani Wo Bolti Thi Mai Sunta Tha,

JabSe Wo Biwi Bani Hum dono Bolte hai mohalla suNta hai

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me

Har Kisi Ki Taqdir Achhi Nhi Hoti,Haatho Me Mohbt Ki Lakir Nhi
Hoti,Mohbt Mile To Qadar Kar Lena,Warna Unse Puchho Jinki Mohbt Unke
Karib Nhi Hoti.

Bollywood humor:Latest movie of big b released:

Bollywood humor: Latest movie of big b released:BUDA HOGA TERA
BAAP............. and aishwariya is pregnent...wat a
coincidence................. n as usual abhishek has no idea.