Teacher to SANTA: Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??

Teacher to SANTA:
Tumne "HOME" work Q nahi kiya..??
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Deadly answer given by SANTA:
Sir kyuki hum to "HOSTEL" me rahte haiN..!!

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CUTE quote:

CUTE quote:

We fight & scold the one whom we love the most-
&
interestingly we dont like others doing d same to that person...:-)
gudmrng..tc

Double meaning: College wali Masaledar hoti hai,

Double meaning: College wali Masaledar hoti hai,
Office wali Fikki hoti hai,
Gharwali me taste nahi aata,
Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai
par

Chai to Chai hoti h! Pini to padti h,

good morning.

Reply sms:Who is ''ME" 4 u?

Reply sms:Who is ''ME" 4 u?
1.Busy person
2.Sweet Heart
3.Gud luking
4.True helper
5.cool person
6.Lazy
7.Cute
8.Emotional
9.Baby
10.flirt
11.irritating.
reply me

Quote on Rule of LIFE:

Quote on Rule of LIFE:
If you want to enjoy....
Always think life is long.
But
If you want to achieve something always think life is very short..:-)

Romantic quote:- Toh zinda ho tum

Romantic quote:- Toh zinda ho tum

Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum
Nazar mein khwaabon ki bijliyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum
Hawaa ke jhonkon ke jaise azad rehna seekho
...Tum ek dariya ke jaise lehron mein behna seekho
Har ek lamhe se tum milo khole apni baahein
Har ek pal ik naya samaan dekhein yeh nigaahein
Jo apni aankhon mein hairaaniyaan leke chal rahe ho
Toh zinda ho tum

Latest sms:Ek aadmi ko Heart ki bimari thi.....

Ek aadmi ko
Heart ki bimari thi..
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Doctor ne namak na
khane ki salah di..
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Uski biwi hamesha
uska khayal rakhne lagi..
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Wo aadmi bhi bahot sawadhani rakhne laga..
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Samay pe
khana,
sona,
uthna,
doctor. ki batai exercise karna,
khane mein namak bilkul na lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa
kaise ho gaya..?
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Postmartam ki report
aayi to pataa chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein 'Namak' tha..

Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Talented Question:-
Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum
Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?

Best Answer-Mai Q Pehchanu?

Arz kiya hai: Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Arz kiya hai:
Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Duniya mein aye ho toh kar jao kuch aisa kaam

Ki har gali se awaz aaye Abba jaan abba jaan...

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roye

*Koi Dukho Ki Panah Se Roye

*Ajib Silsila Hai Ishq aur Mohbbat Ka

*Koi Pyar K Liye Roye aur Koi Pyar Kar Ke Roye..!

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe?

Do u no who r d best couple in this universe? Smile n tears
Rarely they meet,
bt wen dey meet tat's d most gorgeous moment evr.
so enjy evry momnt of life. Gn