Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me-
why do u msg ur frnds who dont mis u?
I looked up n said-beta apna kaam kar... star ban, star plus ki bahu mat ban :D

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le aayi.......

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le
aayi....... Moral-of the story.
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apni biwi se aadmi ko koi nhi bacha sakta..... Yam bhi nhi

Romantic Cute gesture....

Romantic Cute gesture....
Boy asked his girlfriend- tumhari eyes mcdonalds se aayi hai kya?
Girl gets confused and
Asks-why?
Boy-because I am loving it.

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Shopkeeper - 15OO rupees.

Girl - UFF..!
or wo pink walay ki kya prize hai....?

Shopkeeper - UFF + UFF..!!
:-gd nt

Reply sms: NATURe DAY Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Reply sms: NATURe DAY
Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Ziddi
Mudi
Naraz
Hot
Hans-Mukh
Udaas
Masoom
Lovely
Caring
Bindaas
Atractive

reply fast.

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted
"HIJACK"
every1 starts crying.
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then JACK stands
replies
"HI PAPPU";-)

♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales

♥ Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairy tales ♥ And They Are Princess Of Their Parents ♥ They Realize Slowly That ♥ Life is Not A Fairy-tale & Compromise With Their Lives ♥ Just For An Unknown Person & Family ♥ Leave behind Everything ♥ Their Family, Friends & Home ♥ Lucky Are The Guys ♥ Who Don't Have To Leave Anything & ♥ Who Live A Life Given By Their Wife ♥ So Girls Are The Angles On Earth ♥ Value Them...

Never Believe 3 people -- SAGITTARIUS, LEO, PISCES ->

Never Believe 3 people -- SAGITTARIUS, LEO, PISCES -> they r selfish n mean. Never lose 3 people --TAURUS, VIRGO, CAPRICORN -> they r the most sincere n true lovers... Never share with 3 people -- CANCER, LIBRA, SCORPIO -> never keep secrets nd cheat... Never reject 3 people -- ARIES, GEMINI, AQUARIUS -> they r true frnds n never think bad for anyone... WHO ARE YOU?"

Random quote of the day

Random quote of the day:

If 'muah' is a kiss, then is 'kalmuah' a promise of a kiss the next day...:-*:-D
Gn..tc

Reply sms: Send dis to al n knw something abt ur voice...

Reply sms: Send dis to al n knw something abt ur voice..
D way i speak is...?
1.childish
2.naughty
3.sweet
4.ful of attitude
5.shy
6.Attractive.
7.mature. Rply

True love:~ girl~which is more important, ur lyf or me??

True love:~
girl~wich is mor imp ur lyf or me??
boy~b4 i ans, lemme ask u sumthin,
girl~sure,
boy~watz d diff b/w u & my lyf....