Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd & proposes u d vry first day.!

Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd &
proposes u d vry first day.!
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He/she is an undrcover agent from emotional atyachar..;-)

Dis is loving GANPATI BAPA,

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Dis is loving GANPATI BAPA,
LIFE me jisko b khush dekhna chahte ho usko send karna...

Reply sms: Tell me your blood group I tell your characterstics...

Reply sms: Tell me your blood group I tell your characterstics...
O-
O+
B+
B-
AB+
AB-
A+
A-

Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?

Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?
I answd: love is d 7th sense of humans that destroys all d six senses
& make d person non-sense...:-P

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me-
why do u msg ur frnds who dont mis u?
I looked up n said-beta apna kaam kar... star ban, star plus ki bahu mat ban :D

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le aayi.......

Husband-wife sms: Savitri apne pati ko yamraj se bhi vapas le
aayi....... Moral-of the story.
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apni biwi se aadmi ko koi nhi bacha sakta..... Yam bhi nhi

Romantic Cute gesture....

Romantic Cute gesture....
Boy asked his girlfriend- tumhari eyes mcdonalds se aayi hai kya?
Girl gets confused and
Asks-why?
Boy-because I am loving it.

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Girls are girls: Girl - iss Dress ki kya Prize hai?

Shopkeeper - 15OO rupees.

Girl - UFF..!
or wo pink walay ki kya prize hai....?

Shopkeeper - UFF + UFF..!!
:-gd nt

Reply sms: NATURe DAY Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Reply sms: NATURe DAY
Aap k Khayal me Mera Nature Kaisa H?

Ziddi
Mudi
Naraz
Hot
Hans-Mukh
Udaas
Masoom
Lovely
Caring
Bindaas
Atractive

reply fast.

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted

Funny pappu and papa: PAPPU stands up in aeroplane shouted
"HIJACK"
every1 starts crying.
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then JACK stands
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"HI PAPPU";-)

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