Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-

Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-
Tum itne busy hote hue b sbko msg krne k liye time kese nikal lete ho?
I replied-
"Kisi ko value dena sikho time apne ap nikal jayga"..

Friend: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife

Frnd: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife Darling,Honey,Luv..
Whats d secret?

Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10 yrs ago & i m very scared
2 ask her!

Humor on young blood:Young generation ko zada tension kab hoti hai?

Humor on young blood:Young generation ko zada tension kab hoti hai?

Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho..
;-)

Sirdarji and Geography sir: Batao bacho India

Sirdarji and Geography sir: Batao bacho India mein sabse jayada
baarish kahan girti hai..??

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sardar boy: Sirji.......Zameen par...!!
:-)

Direct dil sey:1 ladke ne apne dil se pucha,

Direct dil sey:1 ladke ne apne dil se pucha,
pyar or dosti me kya fark hai
awaaj ayi
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mera kaam blood supply krne ka hai..
bakwas batein batana nhi :P

Santa and wife:Wife:Janu Ek Puppy do na!

Santa and wife:Wife:Janu Ek Puppy do na!

Santa: Uff Aaj ka Fashion Dekho.

Ghar me khane ko Paise nahi hain aur isko Kutte ka Bachha chahiyE. ;-)

Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd & proposes u d vry first day.!

Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd &
proposes u d vry first day.!
Then surely..
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He/she is an undrcover agent from emotional atyachar..;-)

Dis is loving GANPATI BAPA,

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Dis is loving GANPATI BAPA,
LIFE me jisko b khush dekhna chahte ho usko send karna...

Reply sms: Tell me your blood group I tell your characterstics...

Reply sms: Tell me your blood group I tell your characterstics...
O-
O+
B+
B-
AB+
AB-
A+
A-

Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?

Humor on love:Some1 askd me whats love?
I answd: love is d 7th sense of humans that destroys all d six senses
& make d person non-sense...:-P

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me

Tv serials humor: 1 day a star said to me-
why do u msg ur frnds who dont mis u?
I looked up n said-beta apna kaam kar... star ban, star plus ki bahu mat ban :D