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Friday, August 5, 2011

Ad humor sms: FRIEND is Asian paints

Ad humor sms: FRIEND is
Asian paints
Jo Duniya badal de

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala
Jo Taste me best

WIFE is
Mosqito coil
Jo kone-kone se dhund k maare....

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Papu aur papa:papu-papa aaj McDonalds chalein?

Papa-ok,bt phle McDonalds ki spelling sunao..

Papu(aftr thinking 4 a while):Chalo KFC chalte hai !!... :p

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-

Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-
Tum itne busy hote hue b sbko msg krne k liye time kese nikal lete ho?
I replied-
"Kisi ko value dena sikho time apne ap nikal jayga"..

Friend: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife

Frnd: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife Darling,Honey,Luv..
Whats d secret?

Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10 yrs ago & i m very scared
2 ask her!

Humor on young blood:Young generation ko zada tension kab hoti hai?

Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho..
;-)

Sirdarji and Geography sir: Batao bacho India

Sirdarji and Geography sir: Batao bacho India mein sabse jayada
baarish kahan girti hai..??

sardar boy: Sirji.......Zameen par...!!
:-)

Direct dil sey:1 ladke ne apne dil se pucha,

Direct dil sey:1 ladke ne apne dil se pucha,
pyar or dosti me kya fark hai
awaaj ayi
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mera kaam blood supply krne ka hai..
bakwas batein batana nhi :P

Santa and wife:Wife:Janu Ek Puppy do na!

Santa: Uff Aaj ka Fashion Dekho.

Ghar me khane ko Paise nahi hain aur isko Kutte ka Bachha chahiyE. ;-)

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd & proposes u d vry first day.!

Emotional atyachar humor:If ny boy/girl meets u n becme a gud frnd &
proposes u d vry first day.!
Then surely..
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He/she is an undrcover agent from emotional atyachar..;-)