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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Funny Honeymoon: Ek PYAJ ne PATTA GOBHI se shadi kr li..

Funny Honeymoon: Ek PYAJ ne PATTA GOBHI se shadi kr li..
Agli subah ek dost ne pucha kesi rhi suhag ki raat.
Pyaj ne kaha 'arre yaar ek dusre ko kholte kholte hi subah ho gayi..

Husband wife sms: "Always Consult WIFE

Husband wife sms: "Always Consult WIFE Before Doing Any Important
Work in Your Life,
And
Do Exactly OPPOSITE of Her Advice"
Success Guaranteed ..!!

Sardar jokes: Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,train aai

Sardar jokes: Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,train aai,upar likha
tha Bombay Mail,wo bhag ke chadh gaya,aur apni biwi se bola:Jab Bombay
Female aye to tum b Chadh jana:)

I'm desperately trying to find out who are those 4 people so interested in my life.. :D

I'm desperately trying to find out who are those 4 people so
interested in my life.. :s

coz

Mom keeps saying "Chaar LOG dekhenge toh kya bolenge" :D
;) :)

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

A soft nature of a person does not mean his weakness..

Remember nothing is softer dan water,but its force can break d
strongst of rocks...!!
gdmrg

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Bollywood humor:Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..

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Bollywood humor:Jab kutte ki maut
aati h..
.

.
To kutta mar jata hai..
.

apko to har bat me twist chahiye...
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi.

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Monday, August 8, 2011

Reply sms: dis question to frnds to know yourself...

"THE 1 WHO FALLS IN LUV WID ME WIL B LUCKY FOR WhAT ? ":-/ (in ur opinion)?

Rply is must plz.. M wait.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Frindhsip sms: Friends r those idiots who...

Frindhsip sms: Friends r those idiots who somtims nither receive ur
cal nor msg u nor meet u bt they r d angels of ur life sent by god 2 b
with u wen u actuly need dem.. H.F.D.

Naughty santa:SANTA- Or KAAJU Lijiye Na!!

Naughty santa:SANTA- Or KAAJU Lijiye Na!!
MEHMAAN- Nhi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 4 Kha Chuka Hu.
SANTA- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Pr Chalo Yahaan Kon Gin Raha Hai.....!

Gf\Bf:Girl-Me jab b phone karti hu tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho, Din me kitni baar shaving

Gf\Bf:Girl-Me jab b phone karti hu tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho, Din
me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy-30-40 baar
Girl-pagal ho kya?
Boy-pagal nahi janu 'Naayi hu"