Friday, September 2, 2011

Funny quote:

You ever noticed how people who belive in creationism look really
unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow
ridges, big furry hands and feet. I belive god creation me in one day"
yeah, looks like he rushed it.
"Bill hicks"

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is tragedy...In germany,

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is
tragedy...In germany, is a drama....but, in INDIA? National game hai
sab khelte hain.....;-)

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend
C.F-CloseFriend
D.F-DarlingFriend
F.F-Faltu frn
J.F-Janu Frn
L.F-Lov u Frn
N.F-Naughty Frn
S.F-Swt Frn
HUM Apke konse frnd he
Plz reply fast..

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte h.....

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte
h.....Spelling thik krna h.- 1.bloemi 2.lanbeac 3.beutghtil
4.rtaslpsu 5.rirorm. dimag lagao dimag..rly

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.. May The Almighty
Vighanharta tke ol ur trubles away...
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Monday, August 29, 2011

Angry Anna :D





Sunday, August 28, 2011

Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha ro raha tha

Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha Ro Raha Tha

Wife:-Tum Kaunsa Serial Dekh Rahe Ho Jo Itna Ro Rahe Ho

Husband:-Ye Serial Nahi Hai Humari Shadi Ki CD hai.;-)
GN

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Anna victory is a nation victory

Anna victory is a nation victory.we all as kdwebworld team will
celebrate this victory in ram leela maindaan.. It was worth for us to
join the anna team today.. Great day with remarkable history created
by passing a 43 year old bill. It is almost a decade for the bill to
get pass in making history today.27 august will remain a special day
for our mother land.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

anna hazare in pilot seat

कपिल सिब्बल, चिदंबरम और दिग्विजय सिंह एक साथ हेलिकॉप्टर में जा रहे थे।
सिब्बल ने एक 100 रुपये का नोट गिराया और कहा कि मैंने आज एक गरीब भारतीय को
खुश कर दिया। तभी दिग्विजय सिंह ने 100 रुपये के 2 नोट गिराए और कहा, मैंने तो
2 गरीब भारतीयों को खुश कर दिया। अब ...चिदंबरम की बारी थी। उन्होंने एक रुपये
के 100 सिक्के गिराए और कहा, मैंने 100 गरीब भारतीयों को खुश कर दिया। उनकी ये
बातें सुनकर पायलट हंसा और कहा, अब मैं तुम तीनों को गिराने जा रहा हू, 125
करोड़ भारतीयों को खुशी मिलेगी। पायलट अन्ना हजारे थे।*







Humor on anna hazare:Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti to

Humor on anna hazare:Agar Anna ki shadi ho gai hoti to yeh andolan kabhi na hota.
1. kahan ja rahe ho?
2. Akele tumhi ko padi hai anshan mein jane ki?
3. yeh kejariwal ka saath chhodo, wahi aapko bhadkata hai.!!!
4. woh boycut baal wali ladki kaun hai? baar baar bagal mein akar baithti hai..
...5. sham tak aa jaoge na?
6. pahunchte hi fone karna...
7. udhar se wapis aate hue 1 kilo aalu aur payaz bhi le ana.





In Singapore, LOKPAL BILL (ANTI CORRUPTION BILL)

In 1982, In Singapore, LOKPAL BILL (ANTI CORRUPTION BILL) was implemented n 142 Corrupt Ministers & Officers were arrested in one single day
Today Singapore has only 1% poor people & no taxes are paid by the people to the government, 92% Literacy Rate, Better Medical Facilities, Cheaper Prices, 90% Money is white & Only 1% Unemployment exists

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