Funny quote : before I got married

Funny quote : before I got married I had six theories about bringing
up children; now I have six children and no theories

Funny quote : sharks are as tough

Funny quote : sharks are as tough as those football fans who take
their shirts off during games in chicago, only more intelligent.
"Dave barry"

Funny quote:

You ever noticed how people who belive in creationism look really
unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow
ridges, big furry hands and feet. I belive god creation me in one day"
yeah, looks like he rushed it.
"Bill hicks"

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is tragedy...In germany,

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is
tragedy...In germany, is a drama....but, in INDIA? National game hai
sab khelte hain.....;-)

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Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend
C.F-CloseFriend
D.F-DarlingFriend
F.F-Faltu frn
J.F-Janu Frn
L.F-Lov u Frn
N.F-Naughty Frn
S.F-Swt Frn
HUM Apke konse frnd he
Plz reply fast..

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte h.....

Reply sms: Its chalenge for u..... Yeh 5 things h jo hm roz dekhte
h.....Spelling thik krna h.- 1.bloemi 2.lanbeac 3.beutghtil
4.rtaslpsu 5.rirorm. dimag lagao dimag..rly

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh

Wishin u n ur family a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.. May The Almighty
Vighanharta tke ol ur trubles away...
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Angry Anna :D

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Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha ro raha tha

Husband wife sms: Husband TV Ke Samne Baitha Ro Raha Tha

Wife:-Tum Kaunsa Serial Dekh Rahe Ho Jo Itna Ro Rahe Ho

Husband:-Ye Serial Nahi Hai Humari Shadi Ki CD hai.;-)
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Anna victory is a nation victory

Anna victory is a nation victory.we all as kdwebworld team will
celebrate this victory in ram leela maindaan.. It was worth for us to
join the anna team today.. Great day with remarkable history created
by passing a 43 year old bill. It is almost a decade for the bill to
get pass in making history today.27 august will remain a special day
for our mother land.

anna hazare in pilot seat

कपिल सिब्बल, चिदंबरम और दिग्विजय सिंह एक साथ हेलिकॉप्टर में जा रहे थे।
सिब्बल ने एक 100 रुपये का नोट गिराया और कहा कि मैंने आज एक गरीब भारतीय को
खुश कर दिया। तभी दिग्विजय सिंह ने 100 रुपये के 2 नोट गिराए और कहा, मैंने तो
2 गरीब भारतीयों को खुश कर दिया। अब ...चिदंबरम की बारी थी। उन्होंने एक रुपये
के 100 सिक्के गिराए और कहा, मैंने 100 गरीब भारतीयों को खुश कर दिया। उनकी ये
बातें सुनकर पायलट हंसा और कहा, अब मैं तुम तीनों को गिराने जा रहा हू, 125
करोड़ भारतीयों को खुशी मिलेगी। पायलट अन्ना हजारे थे।*

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