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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Earthquake in delhi and NCR

Earthquake in delhi and NCR: Earthquake was measured in 6.6 scale. Plz
come out from our building in an open space for atleast half an hour
to be in safe side.

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le gaya. Shiv-kyu?
parvati-keh raha tha girlfrnd ke saath maggie khane ke liye papa ka
kaanta le ja rha hu

If u want 2 make God really laugh, jst tel Him ur future plans,

If u want 2 make God really laugh, jst tel Him ur future plans,,God
will Laugh at ur innocence coz,He has alrdy plannd sumthng better than
ur desires gud nyt:D

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Bomb blast in delhi high court

Bomb blast in delhi high court:- people heard the noise from india
gate. bomb was high intensity. Please share and be safe. Do not
travel in crowded places.
God bless india

Funny quote: sex education might be a good

Funny quote: sex education might be a good idea in the school, but I
don't believe the kid should be given homework. "Bill cosby"

Monday, September 5, 2011

Break off sms: No matter how classy BITCH sounds...

Kisi ko KUTTI bolne ka maza hi alag hota he...:P:P:P:P

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Funny quote : before I got married

Funny quote : before I got married I had six theories about bringing
up children; now I have six children and no theories

Funny quote : sharks are as tough

Funny quote : sharks are as tough as those football fans who take
their shirts off during games in chicago, only more intelligent.
"Dave barry"

Friday, September 2, 2011

You ever noticed how people who belive in creationism look really
unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow
ridges, big furry hands and feet. I belive god creation me in one day"
yeah, looks like he rushed it.
"Bill hicks"

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is tragedy...In germany,

Funny love: Wat is LOVE...? In france, is a comedy...In england, is
tragedy...In germany, is a drama....but, in INDIA? National game hai
sab khelte hain.....;-)

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend

Reply sms: B.F-BestFriend
C.F-CloseFriend
D.F-DarlingFriend
F.F-Faltu frn
J.F-Janu Frn
L.F-Lov u Frn
N.F-Naughty Frn
S.F-Swt Frn
HUM Apke konse frnd he
Plz reply fast..