Funny Joke - Cats don't go to heaven

Cats don't go to heaven

The little girl returned from church deeply musing on the sermon, in which the preacher had declared that animals, lacking souls, could not go to heaven. As the result of her meditation, she presented a problem to the family at the dinner table, when she asked earnestly:
"If cats don't go to heaven, where do the angels get the strings for their harps?"

Amazing two and a half year old

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Naughty sms: Question of the year..

Naughty sms: Question of the year..

Jab Mohobbat or Jang me Sab Jaayez hai..

to

Mohobbat me Hone wale chunnu munnu Najaayez kyun...:D:p

The Smallest Leave Application By a KG Boy:

The Smallest Leave Application By a KG Boy:
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Dear mam,

Main Aaj Ni Aaunga! :'(
Ni Aaunga :'(
Ni Aaunga
Ni Aaunga
Ni Aaunga
:'( Thank U...
bas ni aaunga.

Political humor: Ram lanka jeet kar vapas laute

Political humor: Ram lanka jeet kar vapas laute
tab soorpnakha ; Prabhu mera kya hoga ?
RAM : Kalyug mein ayodhya par raj karegi, Naam hoga...

"MAYAWATI"...!!

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dekhne laayak banti kahan h.

Husband wife sms: Suhagraat per Dulha

Husband wife sms: Suhagraat per Dulha-
Hamesha Puja kiya kerna,
vrat rakhna,
daan dena,
sabse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pershan ho ker bahar gyi aur boli- sab ander aajao, SATSANG ho
raha h!!:-D

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Earthquake in delhi and NCR

Earthquake in delhi and NCR: Earthquake was measured in 6.6 scale. Plz
come out from our building in an open space for atleast half an hour
to be in safe side.

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le

Shiv-mera trishul kaha hai. Parvati-ganesh le gaya. Shiv-kyu?
parvati-keh raha tha girlfrnd ke saath maggie khane ke liye papa ka
kaanta le ja rha hu