Saturday, December 17, 2011

Funny shayri

Shayri fever is back
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GULAB k KANTE NA dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHUL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE.!

Wah wah

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.

The number u have dialed is currently switched off

wah wah

Chehre pe hai smile
ankho mai hai tear.

objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear

wah wah

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
.
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:D;)
Sent from BlackBerry® on Airtel

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think ...

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think abt the past... love d
present,live 4 d future wit a beautiful & sweet smile..
Gd nt

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai...

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai,
friend-chor ko ghar se nikalte q nhi? baap-wohi toh kamata h baki sab
berozgar hai...

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

YES !!!

If you are a billionaire..... ;)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Sunny leon Pj on bigg boss 5

Pj on bigg boss 5
What will happen if sunny leon marry abhey deol?
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She will be known as sunny deol :D

Funny situation in big boss 5

Funny situation in big boss 5

Funny situation in bigg boss when pooja bedi tells sunny leon a well
known porn star not to shy and not to get concious in front of camera
:D

'2GET' & '2GIVE'

'2GET' & '2GIVE'
Creates too many problems
But
( just double it )
'4GET' & '4GIVE'
Solves all the Problems.
Live with a Simple Attitude.

:)

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Steve Jobs biography for my reader


























































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When Aishwarya delivered a baby girl,

 
 
 
 
When Aishwarya delivered a baby girl,



The doctor welcomed the baby,



"You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.

... ... ...

Do you know who your Grandfather is?"



The baby replied,"Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood."



The Doctor was shocked.



then he asked, "Do you know who your Mother is?"



The baby replied,"One of the most beautiful ladies in the world.Miss World."



the doctor then asked,"Do you know who your Father is?"



The baby replied,"NO IDEA Sir ji" :)



 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Husband wife sms: A woman driving 1st time on the highway, gets a cal from her husband:

A woman driving 1st time on the highway, gets a cal from her husband:
"Be careful love, it's just been on radio that some one is driving the
wrong way on the highway..!!

Wife: "Someone! These bastards are in hundreds !!"

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Naugty sms: Cockroach's attitude towards a guy-

Cockroach's attitude towards a guy-


"I CAN MAKE UR GIRLFRND SCREAM MORE LOUDER THAN U CAN"

jisko smj aya vo frwrd kro baki cartoon netwrk dkho..

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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