Naughty sms : Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.

Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.
Bacha~ mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. 
Ladka~ Le yar tu B karle,
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr uska khada hi nhi hota,

Baccha chaddi pehnte hue

"Maa ki chut duniyadari ki" jo kam galat h vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.. :
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Shayri: Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya

Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya
AnkhoMe aansu the magar Ro na paya
1 Roz Usne kaha k Hm miLenge khwaboMe
Or Badkismati usi Din mai so Na paya.
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Did you ever notice:

‎​Did u ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties, p****? No wonder men suffer from high BP.
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~THEORY OF BOYS :-

~THEORY OF BOYS :-

Dhoka mila jb pyar me,
Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,...

Socha tha AAG LAGA dunga is duniya ko,
kambhakt colony me dusri aa gayi....:p
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Funny shayri

Shayri fever is back
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GULAB k KANTE NA dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHUL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE.!

Wah wah

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.

The number u have dialed is currently switched off

wah wah

Chehre pe hai smile
ankho mai hai tear.

objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear

wah wah

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
.
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:D;)
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Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think ...

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think abt the past... love d
present,live 4 d future wit a beautiful & sweet smile..
Gd nt

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai...

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai,
friend-chor ko ghar se nikalte q nhi? baap-wohi toh kamata h baki sab
berozgar hai...

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

Can A Woman Make You A Millionaire ?

YES !!!

If you are a billionaire..... ;)

Sunny leon Pj on bigg boss 5

Pj on bigg boss 5
What will happen if sunny leon marry abhey deol?
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She will be known as sunny deol :D

Funny situation in big boss 5

Funny situation in big boss 5

Funny situation in bigg boss when pooja bedi tells sunny leon a well
known porn star not to shy and not to get concious in front of camera
:D

'2GET' & '2GIVE'

'2GET' & '2GIVE'
Creates too many problems
But
( just double it )
'4GET' & '4GIVE'
Solves all the Problems.
Live with a Simple Attitude.

:)