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Monday, December 19, 2011

Flirt sms: Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe

Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe Barbaad karde,Mere Dimag Mein Halchal Macha De. Bhagwan:-Abe 1 Line Me Bol Na.. "Girlfriend" Chahiye.
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Naughty sms : Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.

Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai. Bacha~ mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.  Ladka~ Le yar tu B karle, Bacha kafi try karta h, pr uska khada hi nhi hota,  Baccha chaddi pehnte hue  "Maa ki chut duniyadari ki" jo kam galat h vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.. :
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Shayri: Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya

Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya
AnkhoMe aansu the magar Ro na paya
1 Roz Usne kaha k Hm miLenge khwaboMe
Or Badkismati usi Din mai so Na paya.
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Did you ever notice:

‎Did u ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties, p****? No wonder men suffer from high BP.
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~THEORY OF BOYS :-

~THEORY OF BOYS :-

Dhoka mila jb pyar me,
Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,...

Socha tha AAG LAGA dunga is duniya ko,
kambhakt colony me dusri aa gayi....:p
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Funny shayri

Shayri fever is back
.
GULAB k KANTE NA dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHUL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE.!

Wah wah

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.

The number u have dialed is currently switched off

wah wah

Chehre pe hai smile
ankho mai hai tear.

objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear

wah wah

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
.
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:D;)
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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think ...

Fallen flowers can't climb back.so dnt think abt the past... love d
present,live 4 d future wit a beautiful & sweet smile..
Gd nt

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai...

Baap-mere 4 bache hai. 1 ne MBA kiya h, 2ND MA ha, 3rd PHD h, 4th chor hai,
friend-chor ko ghar se nikalte q nhi? baap-wohi toh kamata h baki sab
berozgar hai...