Short love story: 1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

1 aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg beja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,,

Shut up,,tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur us ne phr itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,

Aalu-ghobi,

Aalu- bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-palak,

Aalu-matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai.!!

MORAL: MAT KAR ITNA GURUR...
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Moral of the story : Story: Once i was smoking at airport

Story: Once i was smoking at airport
Girl askd: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti h ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki h?
Girl: No
Boy:Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi h.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati h..
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Shayri sms: Kyu insan hasta h rone k bad,

Kyu insan hasta h rone k bad,
Jina fir b padta h sab kuch khone k bad,
Socha aaj sabhi ko salam bhej du
Kya pta kal aankh hi na khule sone k baad.

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Flirt sms: Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe

Bhakt:-Bhagwan Mujhe Dard De,Dukh De,Tension De,Mujhe Barbaad karde,Mere Dimag Mein Halchal Macha De. Bhagwan:-Abe 1 Line Me Bol Na.. "Girlfriend" Chahiye.
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Naughty sms : Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.

Bacha ladka-ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.
Bacha~ mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. 
Ladka~ Le yar tu B karle,
Bacha kafi try karta h, pr uska khada hi nhi hota,

Baccha chaddi pehnte hue

"Maa ki chut duniyadari ki" jo kam galat h vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.. :
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Shayri: Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya

Jo Mera tha O mera Ho na paya
AnkhoMe aansu the magar Ro na paya
1 Roz Usne kaha k Hm miLenge khwaboMe
Or Badkismati usi Din mai so Na paya.
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Did you ever notice:

‎​Did u ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P". Petticoat, pants, panties, p****? No wonder men suffer from high BP.
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~THEORY OF BOYS :-

~THEORY OF BOYS :-

Dhoka mila jb pyar me,
Zindagi mein udasi cha gayi,...

Socha tha AAG LAGA dunga is duniya ko,
kambhakt colony me dusri aa gayi....:p
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Funny shayri

Shayri fever is back
.
GULAB k KANTE NA dekhO,
dekhO uskE PHUL.

DIRECTION OF CURRENT iS giveN bY FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE.!

Wah wah

Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.

The number u have dialed is currently switched off

wah wah

Chehre pe hai smile
ankho mai hai tear.

objects in convex mirror r closer than they appear

wah wah

Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
.
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi HILEGA.:D;)
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