Bollywood humor :Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota

Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota pani b na Maang saka.
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Kyuki usne khud hi kaha tha ki
"MUJHPE EK EHSAAN KARNA,, KI MUJHPE KOI EHSAAN NA KARNA"
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Naughty sms: Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait

Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait ko dekhkar boli : oye kake,ye pani ka matka kitne ka diya? Baccha gusse me apni nikkar utarkar bola : tooti samet 50 ka ;)
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Jab pathr ko log khuda mante

Jab pathr ko log khuda mante hai.To pyar krne walno ko kyou juda mangte hai.Jb jmana hi ptathr dil hai. to log ptathr se kyou duwa mangte hai.
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I asked God to keep u happy..

I asked God to keep u happy..
God said-ok only for 4 days
I said ok,summer,winter,rainy, & spring days.
God said-no, only for 3 days
I said ok,Yesterday,today &tomorrow.
God said-no, only for 2
I said day & night.
God said-no,only 1 day
I said ok,'Everyday'.
God laughed & said ok......
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Husband / wife sms: 2 wise advices

2 wise advices-

1. Never laugh at your wife's choices.
You are one of them.

2. Never be proud of your choices.
Your wife is one of them.

Enjoy :p
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Shayri sms : "Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne

"Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne hume bhula dia, akele to hum pehle hi the fark bas itna hai k "Akele" hone ka ehsas dila dia.
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True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

"Pta nahi tha ki kimat to chehro ki hoti hai dil ki nahi..."ITS TRUE.
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Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..

Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..
To 2 minute apni aankhen band kro or socho ki..
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Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye.!
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SMs of d week : Santa gone 4 Interview in bank.

SMs of d week
Santa gone 4 Interview in bank. Bank Manager asks "What is Cyclone?"
Santa answers:"Its a smallest Loan given by d Bank 2 purchase a cycle..!" :D
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Punjabi Shayri sms: " teri doli de v

"""Teri doli de v 4 kinare honge.""""


"""Meri arthi de v 4 kinare honge."""


"""ful tere te v barsan ge."""


"""phul mere te v brsn ge."""


"""lok tere lyi v ronge te mere layi v ronge."""



"""farak sirf
ehna hoga ki
tera kise nu
intezaar hoga"""
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"""te sada Antim
sanskar hoga."""
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True and best quote ever. . .

True and best quote ever. . .

Agar Zindagi Itni Aachi Hoti. . .

To Koi bhi yahan Rote huye Nahi aata.
Gud9t dude
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