Husband wife sms : Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Darr:Jab Girlfriend Pregnant ho

Khauf:Jab dono Pregnant ho

Haadsa:Jab pata chale k aap un dono bachon k Baap nahi ho.....
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Mother father sms: Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi..

Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi.. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se bah r tha..
Papa- beta daro mta,mera hath pakad lo..

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo..

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai..?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge,to main janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE...

:)GREAT LOVE isn't..!

"Aaj bhi Bacchey hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nhi"
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Reply sms : Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle

Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle
bhi hoti hai,
or
Shadi k baad bhi,
Lekin shadi k din nahi hoti........
Reply fast........,

=CHALLANGE=
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Bollywood humor :Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota

Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota pani b na Maang saka.
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Kyuki usne khud hi kaha tha ki
"MUJHPE EK EHSAAN KARNA,, KI MUJHPE KOI EHSAAN NA KARNA"
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Naughty sms: Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait

Do ladkiya ek mote bacche ke pait ko dekhkar boli : oye kake,ye pani ka matka kitne ka diya? Baccha gusse me apni nikkar utarkar bola : tooti samet 50 ka ;)
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Jab pathr ko log khuda mante

Jab pathr ko log khuda mante hai.To pyar krne walno ko kyou juda mangte hai.Jb jmana hi ptathr dil hai. to log ptathr se kyou duwa mangte hai.
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I asked God to keep u happy..

I asked God to keep u happy..
God said-ok only for 4 days
I said ok,summer,winter,rainy, & spring days.
God said-no, only for 3 days
I said ok,Yesterday,today &tomorrow.
God said-no, only for 2
I said day & night.
God said-no,only 1 day
I said ok,'Everyday'.
God laughed & said ok......
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Husband / wife sms: 2 wise advices

2 wise advices-

1. Never laugh at your wife's choices.
You are one of them.

2. Never be proud of your choices.
Your wife is one of them.

Enjoy :p
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Shayri sms : "Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne

"Apno" ne "Apno" ko "Auro" k liye rula dia, kya hua agar aap ne hume bhula dia, akele to hum pehle hi the fark bas itna hai k "Akele" hone ka ehsas dila dia.
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True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

True quote "Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hum apna..."

"Pta nahi tha ki kimat to chehro ki hoti hai dil ki nahi..."ITS TRUE.
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Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..

Agar lyf mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..
To 2 minute apni aankhen band kro or socho ki..
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Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye.!
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