Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,

Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,
Paakar dekha Khokar bhi dekh liya.
pyaar b kia aur jaan b liya zindagi wahi ji sakta hai,
Jisne akele jina seekh liya.
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LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he

LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he


Clasroom to office



Jeans to formal



Pocket Money to salary



GF to Wife



Lekin Dost?



Nalayk K Nalayk

no change !!
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2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.

2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye!
Bas phir kya..
Dono poore raste khadi hi rhin..:D
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Adult movie: Naughty sms

Dr 2 pregnant Girl- Ye kb hua?

Girl- Mom Dad film dekhne gaye the Aur boyfrnd ghar aa gaya tab.



Dr-Tum kyu nahi gayi film dekhne?


Girl- Adult film thi na., . I am not adult till date :D
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Marry Christmas: Punjabi style

‎​Isayia de pehle guru shiri guru Issa masi saheb de parkash utsav di twanu lakh lakh wadai hove ji.. Happy Christmas.
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A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

Aye Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Maaf karna Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi 'Ruki' Huyi Hai.

Note: Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe.

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Life never changes..!!

Life never changes..!!

Only our thoughts change..!!

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For example-
Bachpan mein darr lagta tha..

aur

Ab Fat-ti hai. . . .!!! :) :p
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Husband wife sms : Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Darr:Jab Girlfriend Pregnant ho

Khauf:Jab dono Pregnant ho

Haadsa:Jab pata chale k aap un dono bachon k Baap nahi ho.....
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Mother father sms: Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi..

Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi.. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se bah r tha..
Papa- beta daro mta,mera hath pakad lo..

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo..

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai..?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge,to main janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE...

:)GREAT LOVE isn't..!

"Aaj bhi Bacchey hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nhi"
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Reply sms : Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle

Ladki k paas esi kya chij hai jo shadi k pehle
bhi hoti hai,
or
Shadi k baad bhi,
Lekin shadi k din nahi hoti........
Reply fast........,

=CHALLANGE=
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Bollywood humor :Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota

Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek Lota pani b na Maang saka.
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Kyuki usne khud hi kaha tha ki
"MUJHPE EK EHSAAN KARNA,, KI MUJHPE KOI EHSAAN NA KARNA"
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