Kisise Pyar Kro To Ye Kbi Mat Chaho Ki Wo Apke Liye Sb Kuch ChOd De.

Kisise Pyar Kro To Ye Kbi Mat Chaho Ki Wo Apke Liye Sb Kuch ChOd De.
Jo Aaj Apke Liye Sb Kuch Chod Skta H
Wo Kisi or k Liye kbi Apko B Chod Skta H. .
It's TRUE
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Din beet jate hain suhani yaade

Din beet jate hain suhani yaade bankar,Baate reh jati hai kahani bankar,Par aap to hamesa dil k karib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi aakhon ka pani ban kar.
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Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,

Haskar dekha Rokar b dekh liya,
Paakar dekha Khokar bhi dekh liya.
pyaar b kia aur jaan b liya zindagi wahi ji sakta hai,
Jisne akele jina seekh liya.
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LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he

LIFE Me Kitne Changes aate he


Clasroom to office



Jeans to formal



Pocket Money to salary



GF to Wife



Lekin Dost?



Nalayk K Nalayk

no change !!
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2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.

2 GIRLS bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye!
Bas phir kya..
Dono poore raste khadi hi rhin..:D
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Adult movie: Naughty sms

Dr 2 pregnant Girl- Ye kb hua?

Girl- Mom Dad film dekhne gaye the Aur boyfrnd ghar aa gaya tab.



Dr-Tum kyu nahi gayi film dekhne?


Girl- Adult film thi na., . I am not adult till date :D
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Marry Christmas: Punjabi style

‎​Isayia de pehle guru shiri guru Issa masi saheb de parkash utsav di twanu lakh lakh wadai hove ji.. Happy Christmas.
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A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

A UNIVERSAL PRAYER-

Aye Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Maaf karna Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi 'Ruki' Huyi Hai.

Note: Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe.

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Life never changes..!!

Life never changes..!!

Only our thoughts change..!!

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For example-
Bachpan mein darr lagta tha..

aur

Ab Fat-ti hai. . . .!!! :) :p
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Husband wife sms : Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Khushi:Jab Biwi Pregnant ho

Darr:Jab Girlfriend Pregnant ho

Khauf:Jab dono Pregnant ho

Haadsa:Jab pata chale k aap un dono bachon k Baap nahi ho.....
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Mother father sms: Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi..

Ek choti bacchi apne papa k sath ja rhi thi.. 1 pul par paani bahut tezi se bah r tha..
Papa- beta daro mta,mera hath pakad lo..

Bacchi- nahi papa aap mera hath pakad lo..

Papa(muskura kar bole)- dono me kya antar hai..?

Bacchi- agar main aapka hath pakdu, or achank kuch ho jae, to shayad, main aapka hath chhod du, LEKIN agar aap mera hath pakdenge,to main janti hu k chahe kuch bhi ho jaye, AAP MERA HATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE...

:)GREAT LOVE isn't..!

"Aaj bhi Bacchey hath chhod dete hai Maa-baap nhi"
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