Nice quote In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -

Nice Lines In GURU GRANTH SAHIB -
" Meri AUKAT Se Badhkar Mujhe Kuch Na Dena Mere MALIK, Kyuki Jarurat Se Jyada ROSHNI Bhi Insaan Ko Andha Bana deti Hai "
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4 dost beer p rahe the

4 dost beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
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Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
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Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
.
Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
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Man-ha theek he.
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Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
.
Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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4 dostbeer p rahe thektable pe rakha mobile baja..

4 dost
beer p rahe the
k
table pe rakha mobile baja.
.
Man-hello
wife-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?
.
Man-ha janu le lo.
Wife-Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?
.
Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
Wife-Ok dear tumhara credit card mere pas he, usi se le rhi hu.
.
Man-ha theek he.
.
Sare dost bole-Tu pagal he ya tujhe chadh gai he ya tu hume batana chahta k tu bv ko kitna chahta he.
.
Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
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Santa sms : Waiter:Ur bill Sir.

Waiter:
Ur bill Sir.

Santa: Take my Card.
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Waiter:But Sir, this is Ration Card.
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Snta:To phir bahar kya majak me likha hai-
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.:p
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When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

When U r in Love, U make Wonders happen...:)

Once Married , U Wonder , What happened...:!!!!!.........!!!!!
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Double meaning sms : Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

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Apple
Orange
Chiku
Sabzi
etc
etc..

Tum bhi sab dhoke hi khaya karo;)
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Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha

Ek Aurat Saheli se:-Mujhe bacha nahi ho raha??Saheli:-Tumhare pati me fault hoga?Aurat:- Pati me fault ho to kya hua, pure mohalle me to fault nahi ho sakta.
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HUM uth k chale apki mehfil se,

HUM uth k chale apki mehfil se,
Piche se tune pukaara bhi nhi.
fir khud hi ruk gaye kadam mere,
Kyuki apke pyar k bina mera guzara b nhi...
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Har Raat itni tanha kyu hoti hai

Har Raat itni tanha kyu hoti hai
Har kisi ko qismat se shikayet kyu hoti hai, Agar mile khuda to puchna us se, jise pa na saken usi se mohabbat kyu hoti hai.
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Haqiqkt k roop me khwaab banta

Haqiqkt k roop me khwaab banta gya dihre -2 wo chehra kitaab banta gya ,usne kaha k mujhe pani pasand hai
aur meri ankho ka hr aansu talaab banta gya
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All 'Girls' Are Beautiful After Lights Are Switched Off.-Shakespeare

All 'Girls' Are Beautiful After Lights Are Switched Off.
-Shakespeare
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All 'Boys' Are Innocent Before Lights Are Switched Off..!
-Shakespeare wife..
gd nt.
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