Naughty sms : Bahu:Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?

Bahu:Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?
Saas:Chup rah bewkuf,agar main b tere sasur k bharose rahti to aaj tu meri bahu na hoti.
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Santa cycle pe bhikhari k pas se guzra..

Santa cycle pe bhikhari k pas se guzra..
Bhikhari- allah k naam pe kuch de do baba.

Santa cycle rokte hue- chal piche baith ja jhula deta hu...gd nyt.
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Making memorable moments

Making memorable moments
for urself is not a big thing,
But u being the key person
in others memorable moment
is a great thing.......gdn8:)
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True love is like a boy playing

True love is like a boy playing carrom afraid of losing his QUEEN and a girl playing chess risking evrything just 2 protect her KING.
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Generally,we believe our memory is weak..

Generally,

we believe our memory is weak..


But when we want to forget someone,


we realize how powerful our memory is......;)
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"Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts.

"Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts.

But life is strongest when V learn how to trust inspite of the doubts".
Gudnit:)
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Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari, Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari, Agg de kol

Pher aa Gayi Bhangre d vari, Lohri Manaun d karo Taiyari, Agg de kol saare aao, Sundariye Mundariye jor naal gao !
HAPPY LOHRI TO U n YOUR FAMILY !
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Sumtyms wen the ppl u love d most hurts u...

Sumtyms wen the ppl u love d most hurts u...
Its better to stay quiet nd smile...
Bcoz if love wasnt enough...
Do u thnk ur words will matter...
..!!
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Funny murgi: 3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"
Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"
inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

3rd darr gya or kehne laga:
"hum to ji murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hai k jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo..
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Boy on DATE With GF in Restornt

Boy on DATE With GF in Restrornt
Jaan M tumse 1 bat kahna chahta hu
Gf:kya?
Bf:I m already married
Grl-Tumne to dra diya Main Samjhi tumhare Pas paise nhi h.:p
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Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts

Realty Bytes: Taj Mahal - Some lesser known facts***
   
*We know TAJ MAHAL as  the defining symbol of love, but lesser knownfacts are: *****     *****1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives (great). ******2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her (excellent). ******3. Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (Wow). ******4. After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's sister (Amazing). *****  ****:) What the h--- , then, did love have to do with this monumental construction
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