Life in delhi4 student bike pe ja rhe the

Life in delhi
4 student bike pe ja rhe the
Policewala-triple seat tk mana h,or tum 4log bethe ho.
Stdnt preshan hokr peeche dekhte hue-knjro 5wa kaha gir gaya:D
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Flirty sms: Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna

Mujse kaha khuda ne, "Mat kar intzar is janam me uska milna mushkil hai..!"
.
Maine b keh diya, "Lene de maza intzar ka agle janam me to mumkin hai. . !"
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Fir usne kaha, "Mat kar itna pyar bahot pachhtayega. . !"
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Muskura k maine kaha, "Dekhte hai tu kitna meri ruh ko tadpayega. .?"
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Fir usne kaha, "Hata use aur chal sath mere tuje jannat k Hoor se milata hu.."
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Maine kaha aa niche dekh meri "JAANU" ka muskurata chehra tuje jannat ko bhulata hu..
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Tilmilakar kaha usne-
"Mat bhul apni aukat, Tu hai to ek "Insan"...
Maine kaha ''Tu mila de muje mere pyar se, Aur sabit kr k tu hi hai "Bhagwan". . !''
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Naughty yumdude :d

Yamraj ask 3 ladies-kbhi kiss kiya h.
1st lady-shadi se phle
yam-nark me jao
2nd lady-shadi k bad
yam-swarg me jao

3rd lady-kabi nhi
yam-kone me aao.
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Aaj Ka UPDESH..Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,

Aaj Ka UPDESH..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi us se dosti mat todna,
Q Ki "PANI" kitna bhi Maila ho jaye,
"AAG" bujhane K Kam to aata hi hai......
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Awesum fact..Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he..

Awesum fact..

Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he..

Hmmm..

tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai k
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai".;)
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Good better best never take rest

Good better best never take rest till good become better and better become THE BEST :DGoood morning:D
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AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa2Banta:
AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

.Mai Paidal Aata Hu:p
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Santa2Banta:AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa2Banta:
AutoWala- Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa- Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala- Samaan Free Hai

Santa- OK, Samaan Le Chal..

.Mai Paidal Aata Hu:p
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Always do what you want to do in life..

Always do what you want to do in life..
Dont mind what other people say because whether you do it or not..
"People always have something to say"

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"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "waiting" is the enemy of

"Delay" is the enemy of efficiency, "waiting" is the enemy of utilisation. so,don't delay anything & dont wait for any thing" :D
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An honest thought...Have you ever noticed:

An honest thought...
Have you ever noticed:
"We always have the solutions to all the problems which are not ours!".
:)gd nyt
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