What is WIFE?

What is WIFE?

'Wife langar ke prasad ke jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,

shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khaye jao..

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BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO pai

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?

SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?

BANTA: KIDDAN...?

SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??

Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.

Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso chautha hai

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,
or
andhera ho gya,
Tabhi church me ghanta baja,
to sardar chillaya
O teri
"UNDERTAKER" aa gaya.:D

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui 1st night Machchar room ke bahar baita tha us ke dost ne pucha kya hua? Macchar Bola- yaar teri bhabhi all out lagake soi hai.

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir Bhi Kitni Sundar Ho..

Patni-Kamine Saaf Bol Na
Beauty parlour
Ke Liye Paise Nahi Dunga..:p:D

Reply sms: Wo kaun si cheez hai,Jo bnane wala bech deta hai,

Wo kaun si cheez h,
Jo bnane wala bech deta h,
Kharidne wala istemal nhi krta,
Aur jo istemal krta h usko pta nhi hota...Its CHALLENGE 4 U.I am wating your ans.

Funny pj: A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail &

A conductor kissed a lady in his bus. Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail & gav him electric shock bt it hd no efect

Y?
coz he ws a "BAD CONDUCTOR"
:p :p

Girl - excuse me brother,dats my seat.

Girl - xcuse me brother,dats my seat.
Boy - i m nt ur brother,my father nvr fuckedd ur mom
Girl - true,bt my father did.
Moral - nvr show ovrsmartne$$

Adidas joke: Itihaas k teacher ne puchha-

Itihaas k teacher ne puchha- kalidaas ka ek bhai joote banata tha, uska naam kya tha?

SARDAR ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya -
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ADIDAAS

Arz hai .Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum

Arz h.
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladki Hme Thukra De To Gm Nhi.
Are Dub mare wo chullu bhr pani me..
Jiski Kismt Me Hum Nhi.