1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
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Alladin ka Zamana Gaya
bhosdiwalo
Lawaris chizo se door raho..

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh Diya HumKo......,
Ki
Jaane do Yaar "Ye Gareeb Hai", Mohabbat Ke Siwa or Kya Dega...

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q
Ldka- Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi.......,

Baat Krti Hai.

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya

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What is WIFE?

What is WIFE?

'Wife langar ke prasad ke jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,

shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khaye jao..

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BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO pai

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?

SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?

BANTA: KIDDAN...?

SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??

Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.

Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso chautha hai

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,
or
andhera ho gya,
Tabhi church me ghanta baja,
to sardar chillaya
O teri
"UNDERTAKER" aa gaya.:D

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui 1st night Machchar room ke bahar baita tha us ke dost ne pucha kya hua? Macchar Bola- yaar teri bhabhi all out lagake soi hai.

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir Bhi Kitni Sundar Ho..

Patni-Kamine Saaf Bol Na
Beauty parlour
Ke Liye Paise Nahi Dunga..:p:D

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Wo kaun si cheez h,
Jo bnane wala bech deta h,
Kharidne wala istemal nhi krta,
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