A suicide bomber enters a PET

A suicide bomber enters a PET store : -
" EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE !!! "

Turtle : " madarchod "=))

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?
Dr-Yes,1st 3 mnths normal, next 3 like dog & the last 3 like fox.
Man-How do fox do it?
Dr- Sleep near hole & cry.

1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaand Fat Gyi

Alladin ka Zamana Gaya
bhosdiwalo
Lawaris chizo se door raho..

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh Diya HumKo......,
Ki
Jaane do Yaar "Ye Gareeb Hai", Mohabbat Ke Siwa or Kya Dega...

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q
Ldka- Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi.......,

Baat Krti Hai.

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To Gadha sub se zyada izzatdar hota"..! Dedicated to all hardworking and busy friends...

What is WIFE?

What is WIFE?

'Wife langar ke prasad ke jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,

shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khaye jao..

Funny talk time: Ab 50 K Recharge pe Rs.9999 ka Talktime

Funny talk time: Ab 50 K Recharge pe Rs.9999 ka Talktime
80 years ki validity
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BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO pai

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?

SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?

BANTA: KIDDAN...?

SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??

Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.

Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso chautha hai

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,

1 sardar church gaya or wahan achaanak light chali gayi,
or
andhera ho gya,
Tabhi church me ghanta baja,
to sardar chillaya
O teri
"UNDERTAKER" aa gaya.:D

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui

Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui 1st night Machchar room ke bahar baita tha us ke dost ne pucha kya hua? Macchar Bola- yaar teri bhabhi all out lagake soi hai.