Police Constable To Son:

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Aakhon me noor hai

Aakhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

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valentins kreeb aur Meri Shaadi abi
Bahhhot dooR h..

Feb month of love n romance 7 feb - rose day

7 feb - rose day
8 feb - propose day
9 feb - chocolate day
10 feb - teddy day
11 feb - promise day
12 feb - hug day
13 feb - kiss day
14 feb - valentines day

A suicide bomber enters a PET

A suicide bomber enters a PET store : -
" EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE !!! "

Turtle : " madarchod "=))

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?
Dr-Yes,1st 3 mnths normal, next 3 like dog & the last 3 like fox.
Man-How do fox do it?
Dr- Sleep near hole & cry.

1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaand Fat Gyi

Alladin ka Zamana Gaya
bhosdiwalo
Lawaris chizo se door raho..

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh Diya HumKo......,
Ki
Jaane do Yaar "Ye Gareeb Hai", Mohabbat Ke Siwa or Kya Dega...

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne

Ldki- Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q
Ldka- Agar Main Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi.......,

Baat Krti Hai.

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya

Really Golden Words -"Agar duniya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To Gadha sub se zyada izzatdar hota"..! Dedicated to all hardworking and busy friends...

What is WIFE?

What is WIFE?

'Wife langar ke prasad ke jaisi hoti he..

jisme chahte huye bhi koi nuks nahi nikal sakte,

shradha aur majburi k sath chupchap khaye jao..

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