LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

School life: Paltu kutte

College life: Awara KUTTE

Service Life: Khujli wale Kutte
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Married LiFe: Wafadar kutte
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Old Age: Pehredar Kutte

Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha

Girl to Shopkeeper:-
Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
'YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE...?'

Shopkeeper :-
Ha hai..

Girl:
"Theek hai 20 de do"..

What's Marriage.

What's Marriage.
Answer ;~
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and makes the person....
***"NONSENSE"**

"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

KeHte Hai Khuda_Se KisMat Mango HuNar Nhi;
Qki Agar Aap K Pass A6ii KisMat HoTo..
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"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

Police Constable To Son:

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Aakhon me noor hai

Aakhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

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<) )
_/"/_
valentins kreeb aur Meri Shaadi abi
Bahhhot dooR h..

Feb month of love n romance 7 feb - rose day

7 feb - rose day
8 feb - propose day
9 feb - chocolate day
10 feb - teddy day
11 feb - promise day
12 feb - hug day
13 feb - kiss day
14 feb - valentines day

A suicide bomber enters a PET

A suicide bomber enters a PET store : -
" EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE !!! "

Turtle : " madarchod "=))

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife

Man-Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?
Dr-Yes,1st 3 mnths normal, next 3 like dog & the last 3 like fox.
Man-How do fox do it?
Dr- Sleep near hole & cry.

1 ladke ko chirag

1 ladke ko chirag mila
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaand Fat Gyi

Alladin ka Zamana Gaya
bhosdiwalo
Lawaris chizo se door raho..

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh

Usne Ye Soch Kar Alwida Keh Diya HumKo......,
Ki
Jaane do Yaar "Ye Gareeb Hai", Mohabbat Ke Siwa or Kya Dega...