Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

"Life is not a rehearsal

"Life is not a rehearsal.. Each day is a real show.. No retakes.. No rewinding.. So give the best performnce in all ur roles"..
Be a star..

:*gud nite:*

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

School life: Paltu kutte

College life: Awara KUTTE

Service Life: Khujli wale Kutte
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Married LiFe: Wafadar kutte
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Old Age: Pehredar Kutte

Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha

Girl to Shopkeeper:-
Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
'YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE...?'

Shopkeeper :-
Ha hai..

Girl:
"Theek hai 20 de do"..

What's Marriage.

What's Marriage.
Answer ;~
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and makes the person....
***"NONSENSE"**

"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

KeHte Hai Khuda_Se KisMat Mango HuNar Nhi;
Qki Agar Aap K Pass A6ii KisMat HoTo..
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:
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"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

Police Constable To Son:

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!

Aakhon me noor hai

Aakhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

(".)/'
<) )
_/"/_
valentins kreeb aur Meri Shaadi abi
Bahhhot dooR h..

Feb month of love n romance 7 feb - rose day

7 feb - rose day
8 feb - propose day
9 feb - chocolate day
10 feb - teddy day
11 feb - promise day
12 feb - hug day
13 feb - kiss day
14 feb - valentines day

A suicide bomber enters a PET

A suicide bomber enters a PET store : -
" EVERYONE HAS 1 MIN TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE !!! "

Turtle : " madarchod "=))