Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji

Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji, muje raat ko dar lagta hai. Husband-waah ri smajhdar aur main chaahe raat bhar dar-dar ke hi mar jau

Its a valentine game...

Its a valentine game...
Snd dis msg to al ur frnds..
If 5 ans. R d same den someone realy luvs u!
Ques.- Which color suits me d bst?
Black or white?

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk persn
Frm a fiv star frnd 4 a melody reasn
n a kitkat tim on a munch day
In a perk moOd 2 say!
HaPpi Chocolate Da?.! ^_*

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

"Life is not a rehearsal

"Life is not a rehearsal.. Each day is a real show.. No retakes.. No rewinding.. So give the best performnce in all ur roles"..
Be a star..

:*gud nite:*

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

School life: Paltu kutte

College life: Awara KUTTE

Service Life: Khujli wale Kutte
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Married LiFe: Wafadar kutte
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Old Age: Pehredar Kutte

Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha

Girl to Shopkeeper:-
Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho
'YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE...?'

Shopkeeper :-
Ha hai..

Girl:
"Theek hai 20 de do"..

What's Marriage.

What's Marriage.
Answer ;~
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and makes the person....
***"NONSENSE"**

"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

KeHte Hai Khuda_Se KisMat Mango HuNar Nhi;
Qki Agar Aap K Pass A6ii KisMat HoTo..
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"KoLaVeRi Jaise Song Bhi Hit Ho Sakte Hai..!

Police Constable To Son:

Police Constable To Son:
"Stupid,

Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?

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Son: "Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!