A man asked to explain this in eng

A man asked to explain this in eng. "dukh hamesha sath rehta hai aur khushi aati jati rehti hai"the ans is=my wife is with me but her sister comes and goes.

Doctor: which sope u use?

Doctor: which sope u use?
Sardar: Gopal sope, Gopal paste,Gopal brush...
Doctor: Is gopal an international company..?
Sard: No Gopal is my room mate.....:p

A Small But Very Meaningful Qoute

A Small But Very Meaningful Qoute :

Said By A Philosopher -

"Nothing Is Interesting In Life..

If You Are Not Interested....!!!"
Gud Mrng

Why do boys prefer arranged marriges ??

Why do boys prefer arranged marriges ??
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Coz an 'unknown namooni'...
Is btr den 'well known' kamini.....

Bachcha maa se : mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ? ..

Bachcha maa se : mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ? ..

mom ne gusse se dekha,to wo samjha k gusse ko pregnant kehte hain..

2nd day bacha school se ate hu

Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji

Wife-tum meri taraf muh krke soya kro ji, muje raat ko dar lagta hai. Husband-waah ri smajhdar aur main chaahe raat bhar dar-dar ke hi mar jau

Its a valentine game...

Its a valentine game...
Snd dis msg to al ur frnds..
If 5 ans. R d same den someone realy luvs u!
Ques.- Which color suits me d bst?
Black or white?

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk

Dis is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk persn
Frm a fiv star frnd 4 a melody reasn
n a kitkat tim on a munch day
In a perk moOd 2 say!
HaPpi Chocolate Da?.! ^_*

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
kuch din k bad Valentine's Day aa jayega
Abi b wqt hai kisi se Afair chla lo,
Varna ye Valentne bhi biwi k sath hi guzar jayega!

"Life is not a rehearsal

"Life is not a rehearsal.. Each day is a real show.. No retakes.. No rewinding.. So give the best performnce in all ur roles"..
Be a star..

:*gud nite:*